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#506073 - 02/28/06 08:07 PM
Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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Look at my fanny, look at my fanny, look at my fanny....
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#506074 - 02/28/06 08:33 PM
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#506075 - 02/28/06 11:51 PM
Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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#506076 - 03/01/06 12:13 AM
Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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Stewie: This isn't the first time my small stature has hindered my plans. [flashback] Auctioneer: Item 157... Global Domination. Enslave the human race. Do I have any bids? Stewie: OOH. OOH. ME. ME. Auctioneer: I'll take any bids. $1. Enslave the human race for $1? Stewie: BEHIND THE FAT CHICK. OOH. OOH.
Stewie: Cut my eggs. Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir. Stewie: Cut my milk! Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid. Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.
Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow. Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.
Stewie: [hitting on some co-eds] I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular. Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy? Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
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#506078 - 03/01/06 12:30 AM
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bimmer do you love stewie?
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#506080 - 03/01/06 12:33 AM
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Oh yea!!! his my fav, i'm sure everyone else does too, but no he really is
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#506081 - 03/01/06 02:29 PM
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I have a shirt with Stewie in diapers that says "you know you want me"
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#506082 - 03/07/06 01:50 PM
Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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5 YEARS!!! 5!! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FAN!! ITS 3 YEARS DAM U!! 3 Quote:
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah?... No, no, you deserve some time off.
YOU HAVE LOST YOUR QUOTING STEWIE RIGHTS ,,,YOU MADE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF U JUST ARENT COOL!!
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#506083 - 03/07/06 01:55 PM
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OMG how many of you people must misquote stewie before i kill you all...firstly ITS NOT 5 YEARS FOR THE NOVEL ITS 3 "How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? ... No, no, you deserve some time off. "
SECONDLY... Ha hahaha i got you, 30 years on and i still freakin got you!! key words people! KEY WORDS!!
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#506084 - 03/07/06 02:47 PM
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Wow, a fanboy. LOL!
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