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#506073 - 02/28/06 08:07 PM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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#506074 - 02/28/06 08:33 PM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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Is not! j/k I might look Mormon, but i don't act like one



i never had the impression that you did.

i haven't seen you in a while so i was just saying hi in my own little way.




ah, hi!! ::waving:: hehe by the way is theis anon 1,2,or 3? or is this ROn?
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#506075 - 02/28/06 11:51 PM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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"It's not that I want to kill Lois...I just don't want her to live anymore."
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#506076 - 03/01/06 12:13 AM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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Stewie: This isn't the first time my small stature has hindered my plans.
[flashback]
Auctioneer: Item 157... Global Domination. Enslave the human race. Do I have any bids?
Stewie: OOH. OOH. ME. ME.
Auctioneer: I'll take any bids. $1. Enslave the human race for $1?
Stewie: BEHIND THE FAT CHICK. OOH. OOH.


Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.


Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."


Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.


Stewie: [hitting on some co-eds] I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
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#506077 - 03/01/06 12:25 AM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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#506078 - 03/01/06 12:30 AM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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bimmer do you love stewie?
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#506079 - 03/01/06 12:31 AM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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bimmer do you love stewie?




Absolutely! Don't you?
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#506080 - 03/01/06 12:33 AM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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Oh yea!!! his my fav, i'm sure everyone else does too, but no he really is
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#506081 - 03/01/06 02:29 PM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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I have a shirt with Stewie in diapers that says "you know you want me"
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#506082 - 03/07/06 01:50 PM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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5 YEARS!!! 5!! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FAN!! ITS 3 YEARS DAM U!! 3
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How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah?... No, no, you deserve some time off.



YOU HAVE LOST YOUR QUOTING STEWIE RIGHTS ,,,YOU MADE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF U JUST ARENT COOL!!

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#506083 - 03/07/06 01:55 PM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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OMG how many of you people must misquote stewie before i kill you all...firstly ITS NOT 5 YEARS FOR THE NOVEL ITS 3 "How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? ... No, no, you deserve some time off. "

SECONDLY...
Ha hahaha i got you, 30 years on and i still freakin got you!! key words people! KEY WORDS!!

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#506084 - 03/07/06 02:47 PM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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Wow, a fanboy. LOL!
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#506085 - 03/07/06 08:15 PM Re: Family Guy - Favorite Stewie quotes
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Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

Stewie: You shall rue this day...well go on...start rueing!

This may not be a Stewie quote, but it's still one of my FAVES>>>
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't.... nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

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