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#539973 - 04/28/06 06:47 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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This thread's been highjacked, but I didn't see this one; and it actually worked for me once!

"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call God and tell him he lost an angel."

Weak, yes...But sometimes the chees works...

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#539974 - 04/28/06 06:50 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Quote:

This thread's been highjacked, but I didn't see this one; and it actually worked for me once!

"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call God and tell him he lost an angel."

Weak, yes...But sometimes the chees works...




Better make it more than a quarter... or ya won't be calling anyone these days...

But still a cute pickup...
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#539975 - 04/28/06 06:52 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Yes, the proliferation of cell phones has nullified this little gem...But I still have a little more material in my bag o' tricks...

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#539976 - 04/28/06 06:55 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Can I borrow your cell phone?

So I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams!

Damn, if sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

I have skittles in my mouth, do you wanna taste the rainbow?
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#539977 - 04/28/06 06:57 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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nice [censored], wanna screw?

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#539978 - 04/28/06 06:57 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Yes, the proliferation of cell phones has nullified this little gem...But I still have a little more material in my bag o' tricks...




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She who dies with the most shoes WINS! grin

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#539979 - 04/28/06 07:51 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Penna.
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Extra points for the one who finishes....


"That outfit is very becoming on you...."





My turn.

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#539980 - 04/30/06 10:17 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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reach for the tag on the backs of people's shirts, make like you're reading, and say,"Yep, made in heaven!"

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#539981 - 05/01/06 04:15 AM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I figured ComplyGuy would have a ton of them ... he seems the type that uses them all the time.




Nope. I just try to be myself. If I connect with someone it's because there's natural chemistry. These pick-up lines folks have posted here are funny, but at best they're hokey, at worst some of them are downright crude. I would be surprised if any of these really worked for anyone, at least with any woman over 21 and sober.

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#539982 - 05/01/06 01:21 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I heard the word the word of the day was legs -
let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Are those space pants you're wearing, because your a$$ is outta this world.

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#539983 - 05/04/06 02:39 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I have a crush on ComplyGuy

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#539984 - 05/04/06 02:55 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Between Here and There
Well these were a couple that a buddy of mine at his bachelor party spouted out to the waitress at Bone Daddys. He was already very drunk.

Hey, are your parents retarted? <at this point she called him an a-hole> Because you're one Special girl. <she was still mad but laughed a little bit, and this was right when we sat down. Who knows what was put in our food>

Then she came back after we had ate and asked if we wanted dessert. Well he came back with:

Well I did. . But I was looking at the dessert menu and you weren't on it so I'll pass. . .

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#539985 - 05/04/06 02:56 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I have a crush on ComplyGuy




LOL... why don't you post using your reg name and then he'll know...
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#539986 - 05/04/06 02:57 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Well these were a couple that a buddy of mine at his bachelor party spouted out to the waitress at Bone Daddys. He was already very drunk.

Hey, are your parents retarted? <at this point she called him an a-hole> Because you're one Special girl. <she was still mad but laughed a little bit, and this was right when we sat down. Who knows what was put in our food>

Then she came back after we had ate and asked if we wanted dessert. Well he came back with:

Well I did. . But I was looking at the dessert menu and you weren't on it so I'll pass. . .




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#539987 - 05/04/06 03:00 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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TEXAS
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I heard the word the word of the day was legs -
let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Are those space pants you're wearing, because your a$$ is outta this world.




I'm puking now, how distasteful!
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#539988 - 05/04/06 05:40 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Right - because the lines about the dress being becoming and do you have any italian in you have so much taste.

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#539989 - 05/04/06 10:05 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I have a crush on ComplyGuy




Log in and pm me dear.

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#539990 - 05/04/06 10:24 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Quote:

I have a crush on ComplyGuy




Log in and pm me dear.




See... told ya... he would like to know this...
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#539991 - 05/05/06 01:27 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I sure hope it's not a guy

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#539992 - 05/05/06 01:29 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I sure hope it's not a guy




Me too -- no brokeback stalkers for the ComplyGuy

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#539993 - 05/05/06 04:15 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Pickup line for ComplyGuy--Wanna see my tattoo????
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#539994 - 05/05/06 04:44 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I sure hope it's not a guy




Me too -- no brokeback stalkers for the ComplyGuy




You didn't know it was Ron?
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#539995 - 05/05/06 05:09 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Pickup line for ComplyGuy--Wanna see my tattoo????




Absolutely!

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#539996 - 05/05/06 05:27 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I sure hope it's not a guy




Me too -- no brokeback stalkers for the ComplyGuy




You didn't know it was Ron?




I'm definitely not a guy. Are you cute ComplyGuy?

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#539997 - 05/05/06 05:37 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I sure hope it's not a guy




Me too -- no brokeback stalkers for the ComplyGuy




You didn't know it was Ron?




I'm definitely not a guy. Are you cute ComplyGuy?




I think I'm reasonably good looking. Hard for me to judge myself. I've gotten my share of compliments, especially on my eyes.

And are you cute...?

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