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#539898 - 04/28/06 04:27 PM Pick-Up Lines
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Anyone have any good or funny pick-up lines?

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#539899 - 04/28/06 04:33 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Why are you trying to pick up a girl?? hehe jk :-P

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#539900 - 04/28/06 04:34 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I once had an italian guy ask me. "Do you have any italian in you?" "Would you like some?"
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#539901 - 04/28/06 04:34 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I read this in the Austin chronicles and it cracked me up. It was from an advertisement.

Love is like water, let me help you drink.

Search Me that was for you lol

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#539902 - 04/28/06 04:35 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Quote:

I once had an italian guy ask me. "Do you have any italian in you?" "Would you like some?"




LOL... everyone uses this and they just sub the country... just like "Irish"... it's the one I've heard the most...
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#539903 - 04/28/06 04:36 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Quote:

I read this in the Austin chronicles and it cracked me up. It was from an advertisement.

Love is like water, let me help you drink.

Search Me that was for you lol




For me eh?
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#539904 - 04/28/06 04:38 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Extra points for the one who finishes....


"That outfit is very becoming on you...."

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#539905 - 04/28/06 04:39 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Why are you trying to pick up a girl?? hehe jk :-P




I thought it would be a fun Friday topic. Plus, it's spring

A cheesy one I've heard was "Was your father a thief? Because it looks like he stole the stars for the sky above and put them in your eyes."

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#539906 - 04/28/06 04:40 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!



Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?



Can I flirt with you?



Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
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#539907 - 04/28/06 04:40 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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#539908 - 04/28/06 04:41 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Quote:

Extra points for the one who finishes....


"That outfit is very becoming on you...."




If I were on you I'd be coming too!!!
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#539909 - 04/28/06 04:42 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Quote:

Quote:

Why are you trying to pick up a girl?? hehe jk :-P




I thought it would be a fun Friday topic. Plus, it's spring

A cheesy one I've heard was "Was your father a thief? Because it looks like he stole the stars for the sky above and put them in your eyes."




Well, it makes me laugh, so I am glad you did!

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#539910 - 04/28/06 04:43 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Quote:

Extra points for the one who finishes....


"That outfit is very becoming on you...."




of course, I'd be cumming if I were on you!

TB

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#539911 - 04/28/06 04:48 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

I'd look good on you.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I would like to propose a trade - you give me your number, and I will give you a call.
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#539912 - 04/28/06 04:50 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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I figured ComplyGuy would have a ton of them ... he seems the type that uses them all the time.

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#539913 - 04/28/06 04:56 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your place.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.

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#539914 - 04/28/06 04:58 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Your feet must be so sore... cuz you been running through my mind all night...
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#539915 - 04/28/06 05:04 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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All those curves, and me with no brakes
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#539916 - 04/28/06 05:06 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Want to go back to my place for ice cream and sex. What's a matter, don't like ice cream? (assuming she says no)

Hey baby, I own this car....

You are so fine, you make me want to get a job.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
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#539917 - 04/28/06 05:09 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Shouldn't all this be going on in the Bar????

Where's the Bar???
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#539918 - 04/28/06 05:10 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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are you a traffic ticket?
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#539919 - 04/28/06 05:11 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

Are you a parking ticket?
(What?)
You got fine written all over you.
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#539920 - 04/28/06 05:11 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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i lost my phone number....can i have yours?
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#539921 - 04/28/06 05:12 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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did it hurt......when you fell from heaven?
do you wash your pants in windex.......cus i can see myself in them
are you tired....cus you been runnin through my mind all day long
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#539922 - 04/28/06 05:13 PM Re: Pick-Up Lines
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are you a traffic ticket?




because you have Fine written all over you!!

hahahaha
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