Here's the rules: I'll start with a phrase and nearly every word in the phrase must start with the same letter (alliteration). The next person to post must take the fifth letter from my phrase and use that as the letter for each one of the words in their phrase. Sound like fun? (ahem, that was a rhetorical question!)

Starting with the first letter of my name...

Dirty doves dive in dusty dungarees.

(hint: next person to post starts with "Y")

yawning yellow yaks, yipped like dogs yesterday

Yesterday you yacked yellow yams.

(ok...that was completely disgusting...but Y's are HARD)

eerie eyed elephants eat earwigs

ewes eat everything except eggs

Smilin Sunshine Saw Saddam Sell Sushi

incompetent idiots inadvertently irritated the imperialists

Money makes many men mutate into mean monsters

-=ThePaul=-

Youthful Yellow Yiddish Yuppies

myopic myrmidons merited miniscule motorbikes

Many moms make more money

incidental intelligence institgates instant insanity.

(With a name like "Bugs Bunny," how can I resist?)

Dopey Dogs Dug Ditches in Delaware (news at 11)

Yucky yellow yaks yell yes

Yankees and yuppies yodeled yesterday

-=ThePaul=-

Ermines and Eskimos Wear Elegant Furs.

naughty nancy knitted a neon neglige

Notorious nymphomaniacs never need naps

-=ThePaul=-

raunchy redheads revive recooperating radishes
(bad - I know)

Dip beat me to the 'N' one, so this is from her's...

Horny Harry hides hideous hairs, thus hiding his horrible Hygiene

-=ThePaul=-

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! I refresh right before posting and I still get beat by a couple of seconds on every post!

-=ThePaul=-

yasmine yells at yorksher's

Yaks yak yellow yarn when yawing

your yearly yearning for yucky yellow yams