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#581822 - 07/10/06 11:42 PM Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Bimmer Diamond Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,121 Wherever the plane lands	Russian Farmer Asks Putin’s Permission to Marry Cow MosNews A young Russian farmer from the small village in Kemerovo region (South Siberia) has asked President Vladimir Putin to allow him to marry a cow, the Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reported Monday. “All girls have left our small village and moved to the city, so I cannot find a woman to be with. But I see the solution to the problem. I love animals very much and want to ask you when it will be allowed in Russia, as it is in Holland, to marry domestic animals?” his question to Putin reads. The farmer’s question was one of the 160, 000 questions Russians asked Putin during the Thursday web cast. _________________________ My silence doesn't mean that I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
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#581823 - 07/11/06 12:05 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Retired DQ 10K Club Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 40,766 Turnpike Exit 10	OK, now that is just wrong... _________________________ Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
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#581824 - 07/11/06 12:42 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
gillysgrl 100 Club Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 129 Oklahoma	very interesting...
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#581825 - 07/11/06 12:46 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Sinatra Fan Power Poster Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,568 New Jersey	Yeah, but at least Putin won't want to pet the cow like a kitten and kiss its stomach. _________________________ Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. Peter Drucker
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#581826 - 07/11/06 01:37 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
MadisonCali Power Poster Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,515	Quote: Yeah, but at least Putin won't want to pet the cow like a kitten and kiss its stomach. Yeah, that was just kinda creepy... _________________________ The beatings will continue until morale improves...
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#581827 - 07/11/06 03:05 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
waldensouth Power Poster Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 7,985 FINALLY ABOVE the gnat line	....and now we know WHY the girls left the village - idiots like this who see nothing wrong with this request! _________________________ "Once you learn to read, you will be forever free." - Frederick Douglass My Opinion Only.
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#581828 - 07/11/06 03:13 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Anonymous Unregistered	Imagine how much money he will be saving not having to buy his own milk!!!
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#581829 - 07/11/06 06:28 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Anonymous Unregistered	I'll bet Ellen and Rosie are pulling for this guy.
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#581830 - 07/11/06 06:43 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: I'll bet Ellen and Rosie are pulling for this guy. And probably for the cow, too.
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#581831 - 07/11/06 07:13 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Sinatra Fan Power Poster Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,568 New Jersey	Oh, this whole incident has gotten udderly ridiculous. _________________________ Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. Peter Drucker
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#581832 - 07/11/06 08:21 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
D2Xs Power Poster Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,706	Where do you think they will go for their honeymooooooon! _________________________ Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
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#581833 - 07/11/06 08:25 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
deppfan Power Poster Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 5,184 All over the map.	Moooooooorocco? _________________________ On the road again.....I just can't wait to get on the road again.
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#581834 - 07/11/06 08:26 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Snowqueen Diamond Poster Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,289 dreaming of a warm beach......	Moooooooooscow
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#581835 - 07/11/06 09:45 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Smilzsomuch Gold Star Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 348 Oklahoma (transplanted)	What a gas. This is the funniest thread I've read on here in days!! Accolades, people. _________________________ Ice Cream has no bones
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#581836 - 07/11/06 11:26 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Peepers 10K Club Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 13,994	If he used part of this cow to make jerky, would that be considered spousal abuse? _________________________ blah
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#581837 - 07/11/06 11:58 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
GuitarDude Power Poster Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,925 So Cal	Here comes the bride, with her branded hide... _________________________ I've just writed a wrong.
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#581838 - 07/11/06 11:59 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
GuitarDude Power Poster Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,925 So Cal	Do you think they like cud-dling? OK, I'll stop now. _________________________ I've just writed a wrong.
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#581839 - 07/12/06 02:30 AM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
tahdah Platinum Poster Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 932	And at the wedding dinner they served mooooosaka! And they honeymooooooned in mooolaki, Hawaii.
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#581840 - 07/12/06 12:59 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Sinatra Fan Power Poster Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,568 New Jersey	Perhaps the farmer has a fever, and he needs more cowbell! _________________________ Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. Peter Drucker
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#581841 - 07/12/06 01:00 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Snowqueen Diamond Poster Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,289 dreaming of a warm beach......	She bought Moodern Bovine Bride magazine for ideas!
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#581842 - 07/12/06 01:03 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Smilzsomuch Gold Star Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 348 Oklahoma (transplanted)	This is such a mooooooooood lifter! Thanks! _________________________ Ice Cream has no bones
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#581843 - 07/12/06 01:31 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
D2Xs Power Poster Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,706	I bet he rings her bell on the night of the honeymoooon! _________________________ Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
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#581844 - 07/12/06 02:51 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Sinatra Fan Power Poster Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,568 New Jersey	Ok, I think we've milked this subject enough. _________________________ Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. Peter Drucker
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#581845 - 07/12/06 03:24 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Snowqueen Diamond Poster Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,289 dreaming of a warm beach......	Oh Bull ....wait...would you call the guy a bull if he married the cow???
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#581846 - 07/12/06 06:38 PM Re: Ceremony expected to be moo-ving
Smilzsomuch Gold Star Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 348 Oklahoma (transplanted)	SUNK. _________________________ Ice Cream has no bones
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