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#586361 - 07/20/06 07:47 PM Crazy Headlines
Nanwa Power Poster Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,564 Clintonville, WI, USA	OK, just saw on my web page "Python Inadvertantly Swallows Queen Sized Electric Blanket". How does anything "inadvertantly" swallow anything that size??? _________________________ Member of the National Sarcasm Society - like we need your support!
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#586362 - 07/20/06 07:51 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
MadisonCali Power Poster Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,515	A girl I work with just got a puppy (a Goldendoodle, which is a Golden Retriever/Poodle mix, for those of you who may not know what that is), and it's already had to have surgery because it ate her boyfriend's 'do rag (sp?). The whole thing. Without chewing it up. Did you see the story a few months ago where the snake exploded because it tried to eat an entire alligator? I saw the picture...it was disgusting! _________________________ The beatings will continue until morale improves...
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#586363 - 07/20/06 07:58 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
A_G 10K Club Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 19,009	Nanwa - I just read that myself. I usually get the news from Yahoo and they have an "Odd News" section that usually has some pretty interesting stories. Like I remember a few weeks ago some guy needed a lightbulb removed because he (or someone else in the prison) stuck it where it didnt belong... _________________________ With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
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#586364 - 07/20/06 07:59 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Skittles 10K Club Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 13,965 TN	I saw the snake article. The owner left the electric blanket in the snake's cage to keep it warm, and apparently it got wrapped up with his dinner. _________________________ My Opinions Only
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#586365 - 07/20/06 08:03 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Bimmer Diamond Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,121 Wherever the plane lands	If you want some of the most bizzarre headlines, go check out www.fark.com Don't worry, it is safe for work. _________________________ My silence doesn't mean that I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
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#586366 - 07/20/06 08:15 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Nanwa Power Poster Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,564 Clintonville, WI, USA	Skittles, I'm glad I didn't get in the way of his dinner! _________________________ Member of the National Sarcasm Society - like we need your support!
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#586367 - 07/20/06 08:18 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
TB 12 Power Poster Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,559 Foxboro	This isn't a headline, but a wedding announcement-I forget the brides name, but the grooms name is Tinker E. Toy. No joke. I told my wife we should send it into Jay Leno. _________________________ Best QB Ever. Worst Defense Ever.
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#586368 - 07/20/06 08:20 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Bimmer Diamond Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,121 Wherever the plane lands	Police: UCF Student Set Dorm Fire To Meet Women http://www.local6.com/firstnews/9546222/detail.html _________________________ My silence doesn't mean that I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
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#586369 - 07/20/06 08:24 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Bimmer Diamond Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,121 Wherever the plane lands	'None of the Above' sues to have name on November ballot http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060720/NEWS0206/607200385 _________________________ My silence doesn't mean that I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
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#586370 - 07/20/06 08:26 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Bimmer Diamond Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,121 Wherever the plane lands	Gone to the dogs: the girl who ran with the pack http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/the-girl-who-ran-with-the-pack/2006/07/18/1153166383022.html _________________________ My silence doesn't mean that I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
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#586371 - 07/20/06 08:41 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Beige Power Poster Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,950	Quote: This isn't a headline, but a wedding announcement-I forget the brides name, but the grooms name is Tinker E. Toy. No joke. I told my wife we should send it into Jay Leno. Not a headline either, but years ago I was looking at my dad's bottle of Beano, just reading the label. "Cures but gas"!!!! yes but was spelled incorrectly, but still funny!!! In Northern Michigan there are actually signs on the roads that say "Do not pass when opposing traffic is present" - NO $hit?!?!?! _________________________ “Where words fail, music speaks.” - Hans Christian Andersen
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#586372 - 07/20/06 08:41 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: 'None of the Above' sues to have name on November ballot http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060720/NEWS0206/607200385 brewsters millions!
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#586373 - 07/20/06 09:06 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Bimmer Diamond Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,121 Wherever the plane lands	Beer baron Coors loses license for DUI http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060716/ap_o...DRpBHNlYwM3NTc- _________________________ My silence doesn't mean that I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
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#586374 - 07/20/06 09:09 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Bimmer Diamond Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,121 Wherever the plane lands	Fine over bird eggs in underwear http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,19816678-29277,00.html _________________________ My silence doesn't mean that I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
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#586375 - 07/20/06 09:12 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
GuitarDude Power Poster Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,925 So Cal	Quote: OK, just saw on my web page "Python Inadvertantly Swallows Queen Sized Electric Blanket". How does anything "inadvertantly" swallow anything that size??? Plug that blanket in for 10 minutes per pound and you've got yourself some good eats... _________________________ I've just writed a wrong.
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#586376 - 07/20/06 09:18 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Bimmer Diamond Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,121 Wherever the plane lands	Many still flock to N.J. winking Jesus http://www.nydailynews.com/news/regional/story/435443p-366904c.html _________________________ My silence doesn't mean that I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
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#586377 - 07/21/06 12:40 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Nanwa Power Poster Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,564 Clintonville, WI, USA	Gee, this post could share space with the RIP of Common Sense thread, couldn't it? "Don't pass when opposing traffic is present?" _________________________ Member of the National Sarcasm Society - like we need your support!
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#586378 - 07/21/06 02:10 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Bimmer Diamond Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,121 Wherever the plane lands	Drunk wins bet, loses pen1s http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/07/21/1153166555650.html?from=top5 _________________________ My silence doesn't mean that I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
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#586379 - 07/21/06 02:18 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Skittles 10K Club Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 13,965 TN	Now that one I had to read. _________________________ My Opinions Only
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#586380 - 07/21/06 10:05 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
CRAatBOK Power Poster Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,172 Further South than I wanna be.	Quote: Drunk wins bet, loses pen1s http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/07/21/1153166555650.html?from=top5 They should have left it off someone that stupid, to make sure he doesn't breed. _________________________ Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.
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#586381 - 07/21/06 10:09 PM Re: Crazy Headlines
Clown Boy Power Poster Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,934 here and there	I'm sure the medical bills cost more than his winnings... So he's still a loser... _________________________ I am the ringmaster of my domain!
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