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#604630 - 08/24/06 04:44 PM funny is...
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when a customer presents a "final notice" on their gas bill as proof of address...ahhhh yes this swamie say charge off account in future...wow, is it Friday yet?

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#604631 - 08/24/06 04:48 PM Re: funny is...
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We had that happen yesterday. We needed a proof of address and he brought in a collections notice... hehehe... he isnt banking with us now

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#604632 - 08/24/06 04:51 PM Re: funny is...
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If we are offering examples of what we find funny I would have to say funny is watching someone walk into a really clean sliding glass door. I know it is mean but so help me I can't stop laughing when I see that.

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#604633 - 08/24/06 04:52 PM Re: funny is...
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true, that is pretty freakin funny

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#604634 - 08/24/06 04:54 PM Re: funny is...
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OMG THIS HAPPENED AT ONE OF OUR GRAND OPENINGS!!!!! Our security officer ran right into our clear glass and dropped his coffee. . . it was histarical but im sure really embarassing
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#604635 - 08/24/06 04:54 PM Re: funny is...
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my son has done it as well, (the little booger pictured <---)

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#604636 - 08/24/06 04:55 PM Re: funny is...
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I think any time someone falls (particularly a large person), it is hysterical. Really large people attempt to pick themselves up in a way that reminds me of a tortoise on its back... (yes, I know that is mean, too...)
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#604637 - 08/24/06 04:56 PM Re: funny is...
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mean yes...but funny!!!!

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#604638 - 08/24/06 05:00 PM Re: funny is...
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OMG THIS HAPPENED AT ONE OF OUR GRAND OPENINGS!!!!! Our security officer ran right into our clear glass and dropped his coffee. . . it was histarical but im sure really embarassing




I'm sure you all feel really safe having him for security.

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#604639 - 08/24/06 04:59 PM Re: funny is...
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no doubt, I suddenly have an image of Barny Fife in my head!

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#604640 - 08/24/06 05:01 PM Re: funny is...
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Quote:

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OMG THIS HAPPENED AT ONE OF OUR GRAND OPENINGS!!!!! Our security officer ran right into our clear glass and dropped his coffee. . . it was histarical but im sure really embarassing




I'm sure you all feel really safe having him for security.




haha, yes yes we do...

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#604641 - 08/24/06 05:00 PM Re: funny is...
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funny is...the stupid bmw who was racing me down the hill the other day and just as he passed me, got pulled over by a waiting cop!

(seriously, he just passed me as we came up on the cop and the cop pulled out so quick in front of me cutting me off, i had to brake pretty hard! ha! that's what you get when you try to pass me in my littl e4-speed mazda 3!)
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#604642 - 08/24/06 05:01 PM Re: funny is...
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Hey now! A natural born clutz, like me, could take offense to this!!

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#604643 - 08/24/06 05:02 PM Re: funny is...
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ohhhhh, always good to see a schmuck get their come-up-entce...my g'mother always said that, come-up-entce...never made much sense to me...

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#604644 - 08/24/06 05:08 PM Re: funny is...
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funny is……

finding a new car in a parking lot that’s parked straddling a yellow line and then parking right next to it leaving less than 12 inches between my car and its driver side door
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#604645 - 08/24/06 05:11 PM Re: funny is...
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Keeping with the theme (mean things that are funny) there is an annual rite of passage that takes place in my house signifying the beginning of summer. My wife is quite tall and admittedly clumsy. During the winter she develops a habit of changing clothes at the foot of our bed. It should be noted that all the ceiling fans in our house, save one, are located on a vaulted ceiling. Not a problem in the winter when the fan is off. But no matter what the calendar says I signify the beginning of summer as the first time I hear the THWAP of my love sticking her hand up into that ceiling fan. I always have to wait and make sure she is OK (she always is) but then I lose it!

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#604646 - 08/24/06 05:12 PM Re: funny is...
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ohhhhh, always good to see a schmuck get their come-up-entce...my g'mother always said that, come-up-entce...never made much sense to me...




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as in: what goes around, comes around

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#604647 - 08/24/06 05:13 PM Re: funny is...
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funny is……

finding a new car in a parking lot that’s parked straddling a yellow line and then parking right next to it leaving less than 12 inches between my car and its driver side door




Man I love that. If I witness you doing this your next BK Quad is on me.

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#604648 - 08/24/06 05:19 PM Re: funny is...
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funny is....having a car speed past you in the middle of a major snow storm, then when they try to squeeze back into the line of traffic that is all going slow due to the road conditions, they do a donut and slide into a ditch.

Shhhh

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#604649 - 08/24/06 05:32 PM Re: funny is...
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Funny is... watching someone who's wearing clothes that she could have only pulled off when 50 pounds lighter and 20 years younger almost hit pavement when she trips in her entirely too high high heels. (I love it when they look around to see if anyone was watching).

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#604650 - 08/24/06 05:37 PM Re: funny is...
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Funny is...

When a young punk tailgates you, speeds around and cuts you off...tears on down the road as if they were a driving ace...only to find them 10 miles down the road, pulled over by a state trooper...
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#604651 - 08/24/06 05:39 PM Re: funny is...
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Funny is...

When a young punk tailgates you, speeds around and cuts you off...tears on down the road as if they were a driving ace...only to find them 10 miles down the road, pulled over by a state trooper...






Shhh

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#604652 - 08/24/06 05:40 PM Re: funny is...
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Then you honk and wave...
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#604653 - 08/24/06 05:41 PM Re: funny is...
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Funny is going to a party with a guy you just met and as you're leaving the party, you bust your a$s on the gravel driveway sliding 3 or 4 feet until you come to a stop...we actually dated for 8 months after that...he said it was cool that I was able to laugh at myself instead of being worried about the damage to my leather jacket
I didn't bother to tell him that I laughed so I wouldn't cry
It's one of those moments that still makes me laugh when I think about it
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#604654 - 08/24/06 05:46 PM Re: funny is...
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Funny is......the lady at the teller line with the back of her skirt tucked into her panty hose and the husband who tried to fix it getting smacked away. This just happened, I still have tears streaming downmy face. **LOL**

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