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#608042 - 08/31/06 07:08 PM
Urban Legends
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It seemed like we needed a post that was a little off kilter. So, I'd like to know what are some of your favorite urban legends? I've always enjoyed the one about the lady that comes home, gets undressed and walks down to her basement calling her dog only to find a surprise party waiting for her. (The full version goes into naughty specifics)
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#608043 - 08/31/06 07:13 PM
Re: Urban Legends
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I like the one where a writer pitches this movie idea that’s so crazy and over the edge, that could never in a million years be made into a movie about snakes on a plane….
um, nevermind
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#608045 - 08/31/06 07:16 PM
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I've always been kind of a fan of the one where the guy wakes up in a bathtub filled with ice (or ice water) and finds a note that tells him he needs to get to a hospital within X hours or he will die, because he was drugged and one of his organs (kidney, usually) was cut out of him to be sold on the black market. So cheery!
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#608047 - 08/31/06 07:19 PM
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I've heard that one. I kind of get a kick out of the one about the guy with the hook hand that terrorizes unsuspecting teens that are making out in the back seat, off road somewhere.
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#608048 - 08/31/06 07:29 PM
Re: Urban Legends
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It seemed like we needed a post that was a little off kilter. So, I'd like to know what are some of your favorite urban legends? I've always enjoyed the one about the lady that comes home, gets undressed and walks down to her basement calling her dog only to find a surprise party waiting for her. (The full version goes into naughty specifics)
I don't recall this one, Jen. How does it go?
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#608049 - 08/31/06 07:33 PM
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QS - If you are really interested in knowing I'll send the story to you through PM (just let me know). I think there are some that may be slightly offended if I went into it on the thread.
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#608050 - 08/31/06 07:42 PM
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QS - If you are really interested in knowing I'll send the story to you through PM (just let me know). I think there are some that may be slightly offended if I went into it on the thread.
Yeah...that would be me...totally offended. My innocence must be preserved, ya' know!
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#608052 - 08/31/06 07:50 PM
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I've heard that one. I kind of get a kick out of the one about the guy with the hook hand that terrorizes unsuspecting teens that are making out in the back seat, off road somewhere.
The teens who are practicing pre-marital "extra-curricular" activities *always* die.
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#608053 - 08/31/06 07:54 PM
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This won't start out as, "This kind of thing never happens to me, but this really did...", will it?
Preserve, Ms. Biscuit.
I tried to post the following response but it dissappeared. QS- No, this kind of UL has NEVER happended to me. I like my dog but not that much!! MB- Yeah, little Miss Innocent - yours truly, BJ.
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#608054 - 08/31/06 07:58 PM
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#608056 - 08/31/06 07:58 PM
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I like the one where the lady always hung her hand over the side of the bed at night for her dog to lick her hand. She got up one morning and found her dog hanging from a tree and had apparently been there all night. But some(one)(thing) had been licking on her hand from under the bed the night before.........
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#608057 - 08/31/06 08:01 PM
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This won't start out as, "This kind of thing never happens to me, but this really did...", will it?
Preserve, Ms. Biscuit.
I tried to post the following response but it dissappeared. QS- No, this kind of UL has NEVER happended to me. I like my dog but not that much!! MB- Yeah, little Miss Innocent - yours truly, BJ.
Well, what type of UL HAS happened to you?
Ms. Buscuit, cover your ears, please.
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#608058 - 08/31/06 08:01 PM
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Ewwwwww. Good one WS. Ok, Qs, I guess I'm slow, what does having admiration for GWC have to do with UL's?
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#608059 - 08/31/06 08:05 PM
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I like the one where the lady always hung her hand over the side of the bed at night for her dog to lick her hand. She got up one morning and found her dog hanging from a tree and had apparently been there all night. But some(one)(thing) had been licking on her hand from under the bed the night before.........
That was my Aunt Blanche.
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#608060 - 08/31/06 08:05 PM
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This won't start out as, "This kind of thing never happens to me, but this really did...", will it?
Preserve, Ms. Biscuit.
I tried to post the following response but it dissappeared. QS- No, this kind of UL has NEVER happended to me. I like my dog but not that much!! MB- Yeah, little Miss Innocent - yours truly, BJ.
Well, what type of UL HAS happened to you?
Ms. Buscuit, cover your ears, please.
My ears will be the ONLY thing that's covered.
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#608061 - 08/31/06 08:08 PM
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I have never had anything exciting in the UL field happen to me. How about any of you? Ms B - I just have a feeling you've had some strange encounters. *LOL*
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#608062 - 08/31/06 08:11 PM
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I have never had anything exciting in the UL field happen to me. How about any of you? Ms B - I just have a feeling you've had some strange encounters. *LOL*
Strange "encounters"...indeed! LOL!
(but if I told ya'...I'd have to kill ya')
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#608063 - 08/31/06 08:14 PM
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I think that's a legend I have heard Ms. B is an international Gal of Mystery and she kills anyone that knows too much. **LOL** I like the UL about the people that leave their high lights on while driving at night and when a passing car flashes them they do a u-turn and chase the car down and kill the occupants. It's suppose to be gang related.
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#608064 - 08/31/06 08:14 PM
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It seemed like we needed a post that was a little off kilter. So, I'd like to know what are some of your favorite urban legends? I've always enjoyed the one about the lady that comes home, gets undressed and walks down to her basement calling her dog only to find a surprise party waiting for her. (The full version goes into naughty specifics)
...and I love how you started out this thread (as if all the posts here aren't a lil' "off kilter"???) LOL!
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#608065 - 08/31/06 08:19 PM
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How about the one where the spring breakers are flying home and open a gift from their 'spring fling' that has a note in it that says 'welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS' I always hated that one. Yet in school someone always had a friend of a friend that they said it really happened to!
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