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#608092 - 09/01/06 04:10 PM
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Why they die from overwhelming excitement and exhaustion...of course! LOL!   
So, what is the moral of the story?
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#608095 - 09/01/06 04:19 PM
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Why, Thank you, QS.
I try.
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#608096 - 09/01/06 04:57 PM
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The moral of the story is you can eat all the biscuits you want as long you don't eat the last one.
Oh and don't use peanut butter.
Or....make sure your biscuits are nice and soggy before you eat them.
(hey...I don't even know what that means...so back off!)
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#608097 - 09/01/06 05:04 PM
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#608098 - 09/01/06 05:29 PM
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One scary one I heard a few years ago..
A married businessman from NY state traveled to California to visit his brother for a couple of weeks. While there, he became fascinated by his brothers great looking next door neighbor. After a few drinks one night, he visited the neighbor who was more than grateful to oblige. Their relationship continued until he had to go back home. It was a tearful goodbye. The lady could not even bring herself to see him off at the airport. She did however give him an envelope and made him promise not to open until he got on the plane......
Halfway back home, the businessman decided to open the envelope. Instead of the romantic card he had hoped for, he discovered a typed letter with the following in bold face:
---------WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS----------------
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#608099 - 09/01/06 05:36 PM
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Ms. Biscuit are you having a rough day??
BJ...I'm having a "frustrating" day. 
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#608100 - 09/01/06 05:37 PM
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One scary one I heard a few years ago..
A married businessman from NY state traveled to California to visit his brother for a couple of weeks. While there, he became fascinated by his brothers great looking next door neighbor. After a few drinks one night, he visited the neighbor who was more than grateful to oblige. Their relationship continued until he had to go back home. It was a tearful goodbye. The lady could not even bring herself to see him off at the airport. She did however give him an envelope and made him promise not to open until he got on the plane......
Halfway back home, the businessman decided to open the envelope. Instead of the romantic card he had hoped for, he discovered a typed letter with the following in bold face:
---------WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS----------------
 Yikes! (gave me chills just reading that)
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#608101 - 09/01/06 05:36 PM
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Bill - OMG! That is scary. Moral - keep your you know what, you know where.
Ms. B - I'm sorry your having a frustrating day. I hope it gets better.
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#608102 - 09/01/06 05:40 PM
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One scary one I heard a few years ago..
A married businessman from NY state traveled to California to visit his brother for a couple of weeks. While there, he became fascinated by his brothers great looking next door neighbor. After a few drinks one night, he visited the neighbor who was more than grateful to oblige. Their relationship continued until he had to go back home. It was a tearful goodbye. The lady could not even bring herself to see him off at the airport. She did however give him an envelope and made him promise not to open until he got on the plane......
Halfway back home, the businessman decided to open the envelope. Instead of the romantic card he had hoped for, he discovered a typed letter with the following in bold face:
---------WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS----------------
That story was just circulated by Durex as an attempt to drum up business.
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#608103 - 09/01/06 05:42 PM
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Bill - OMG! That is scary. Moral - keep your you know what, you know where.
Ms. B - I'm sorry your having a frustrating day. I hope it gets better.
Why thank ya', BJ. The "frustrating" part...well..has nothing to do with work.
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#608104 - 09/01/06 05:53 PM
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Bill - OMG! That is scary. Moral - keep your you know what, you know where.
Ms. B - I'm sorry your having a frustrating day. I hope it gets better.
Why thank ya', BJ. The "frustrating" part...well..has nothing to do with work.
Is this like a "Peanut Butter"-type of "frustrating"?
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#608105 - 09/01/06 06:00 PM
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Bill - OMG! That is scary. Moral - keep your you know what, you know where.
Ms. B - I'm sorry your having a frustrating day. I hope it gets better.
Why thank ya', BJ. The "frustrating" part...well..has nothing to do with work.
Is this like a "Peanut Butter"-type of "frustrating"?
LOL! You got it!
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#608108 - 09/01/06 06:14 PM
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Where do you put the Jelly???
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#608109 - 09/01/06 06:16 PM
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Where do you put the Jelly???
Jen, please?
I had pierogies for lunch.
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#608110 - 09/01/06 06:20 PM
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Where do you put the Jelly???
LOL!! (please...one "spread" at a time)
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#608113 - 09/01/06 06:23 PM
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#608114 - 09/01/06 06:28 PM
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You had what for lunch??
pierogies.
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#608115 - 09/01/06 06:34 PM
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Polish ravioli.
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