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#621720 - 10/05/06 02:39 PM Sams Club Warning
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Warning About Sam's Club

Many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to Know or pass on to your family/friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed.

It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they Want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and Begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!!

While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!! I had my Purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, And also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.AND I'm running out of purses!!!!....

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#621721 - 10/05/06 02:42 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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Oh my gosh....that is just terrible. Do you live near a Goodwill or some other second hand store? Purses are usually cheap at those places!

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#621722 - 10/05/06 02:47 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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LOL, 23 is too young for me, I might have a heart attack...
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#621723 - 10/05/06 02:55 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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This just cracked me up.
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#621724 - 10/05/06 02:49 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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The only people who offer to clean my windshield look as though they had just crawled up out of the gutter! Definitely not getting in my car! Jennifer, you just have all the luck!
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#621725 - 10/05/06 03:31 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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Damn! I hate when this happens! I really need to shop somewhere else.
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#621726 - 10/05/06 04:08 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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I KNEW I needed to renew my Sam's Club membership!

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#621727 - 10/05/06 04:15 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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i have the hardest time explaining to people why i always take a purse with me to go "shopping". they are starting to see through my seinfeldian "european" excuse.

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#621728 - 10/05/06 04:27 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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Quote:

LOL, 23 is too young for me, I might have a heart attack...




Yeah but DQ, what a way to go!
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#621729 - 10/05/06 04:31 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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If you are enjoying this so much why was there such a gap between Saturday and yesterday?

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#621730 - 10/05/06 04:34 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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btw, thanks for the ride Jennifer.

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#621731 - 10/05/06 04:36 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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Quote:

btw, thanks for the ride Jennifer.



nice!

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#621732 - 10/05/06 04:48 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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had to beat you to it.

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#621733 - 10/05/06 05:06 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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Give me my purses back!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really need them, so I can run to Sam's this weekend

(You would think after the first five or six purses were empty you would have learned that the trick was really on you.) Silly boys

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#621734 - 10/05/06 07:28 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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hey, no problem if you would have just told us you were running out of purses we would have brought your old one's back. Sort of an exchange program. I am sure we are getting the better end of that.

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#621735 - 10/06/06 05:38 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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What a gentleman! Thanks for the purses

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#621736 - 10/06/06 05:39 PM Re: Sams Club Warning
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Wait...some of these aren't mine. Ron are these yours?

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