Man: "I am 82 years old, and have a wonderful wife of 60 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked
up two college girls, hitchhiking. For some reason, they thought I was
kind of interesting. One thing led to another, and we ended up at a
motel, where I had sex with each of them twice."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody."