How do you make a duck fart, x?
There are, of course, several ways, but as this is a bar -
1/2 ounce Peppermint Schnapps
1/2 ounce Jagermeister
1/2 ounce 151 Proof Rum
Mix alcohol in a cocktail shaker with cracked ice, and strain into a shot glass. Please drink responsibly.
By the way, you are starting to look real good, so I'd like to buy you an Alabama Slammer with a Liquid Cocaine Shot to start you off.