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#671807 - 01/25/07 02:08 PM Just another reason not to jump out of a plane
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Just in case anyone needs another reason...

how strange indeed
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#671808 - 01/25/07 02:10 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane HappyGilmore
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I guess she shouldn't mess around with a fellow sky divers boyfriend...and then leave her alone...
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#671851 - 01/25/07 02:50 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Beagles22
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I'll be doing my first jump later this year -- a tandem. Maybe I should check to make sure the instructor has no one angry with him before I go.

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#671871 - 01/25/07 03:09 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane The Incredible ComplyGuy
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What a horrible way to die.
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#671875 - 01/25/07 03:10 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Carly Girl
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Quote:
What a horrible way to die


I'm not aware of any way to die that is not horrible
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#671880 - 01/25/07 03:14 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane HappyGilmore
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I'm sure you guys hate explaining everything and that's why you add links to the stories, but I can't view the links here at work. Could someone please sum it up to me??
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#671883 - 01/25/07 03:15 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane HappyGilmore
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Originally Posted By: happygilmore
I'm not aware of any way to die that is not horrible


Personally, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Screaming in terror, like the passangers in his car, has to be a drag.

As to your original story, I note that it is carried by that notoriously biased Fox News. I submit that they have carried this story only to further slander the morally neutral practice of adultery (it's only wrong depending on your perspective!) in obsequience to those pro-marriage Christians that make up their demographic.

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#671889 - 01/25/07 03:18 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Jokerman
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Originally Posted By: -J-
Originally Posted By: happygilmore
I'm not aware of any way to die that is not horrible


Personally, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Screaming in terror, like the passangers in his car, has to be a drag.

As to your original story, I note that it is carried by that notoriously biased Fox News. I submit that they have carried this story only to further slander the morally neutral practice of adultery (it's only wrong depending on your perspective!) in obsequience to those pro-marriage Christians that make up their demographic.


oh brother.

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#671892 - 01/25/07 03:20 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Jokerman
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One woman skydiver is arrested for sabotaging another woman skydivers parachute cause she was cheating with the womans boyfriend.
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#671922 - 01/25/07 03:41 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane *BUSTER*
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I would still skydive. I'll just make sure to be a good girl and not fool around with another womans man.

People really do amaze me. Did she think she would get away with it?
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#671935 - 01/25/07 03:46 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane cheekEE
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They always think they can get away with it.
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#671942 - 01/25/07 03:51 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane HappyGilmore
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Originally Posted By: happygilmore
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What a horrible way to die


I'm not aware of any way to die that is not horrible


Gee, I could think of a few ways to die that are not painful.
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#671951 - 01/25/07 03:55 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Carly Girl
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With as hard as they probably hit the ground, they died pretty quick I assume.
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#671955 - 01/25/07 03:57 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Carly Girl
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I bet everybody packs and checks there own parachute from now own...
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#671958 - 01/25/07 03:58 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Lip Gloss
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I would bet she felt nothing, but having only seconds to think about your death is what I was saying is horrible about it.
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#671979 - 01/25/07 04:04 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Carly Girl
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#671988 - 01/25/07 04:06 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Retired DQ
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Splat, just like a bug on a windshield....
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#672033 - 01/25/07 04:26 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Nascar
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I think she would have died mid-fall--from shock or something.
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#672041 - 01/25/07 04:30 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Bacon Boy
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
TG - I was just picking, I know what you meant. I'd like to die deep in passionate throes with Brooke Burke...what a way to go!!!
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#672139 - 01/25/07 05:04 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane HappyGilmore
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Who is Brooke Burke?

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#672142 - 01/25/07 05:05 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane pjs
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#672167 - 01/25/07 05:14 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Nascar
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Originally Posted By: Nascar
I bet everybody packs and checks there own parachute from now own...


I thought that parachuting policy--and prudence--dictated that already.
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#672181 - 01/25/07 05:20 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Sinatra Fan
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#672188 - 01/25/07 05:24 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane Carly Girl
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
is that an offer? i get to texas at least once a quarter...although I can be incented to be there more
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#672194 - 01/25/07 05:27 PM Re: Just another reason not to jump out of a plane HappyGilmore
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It could be but you are married, right???
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