being forced to watch Sonny and Cher reruns at the dentist

lol

waking up with the dentist hovering over you like a slobbering dog

Having your best friend come out to you then ask what you are doing friday night....

explosive diarrhea

remember the scene from the "Sandlot"? Take one bite of chew and mix well with one ferris wheel ride

Waking up at the dentist office and seeing the dentist buttoning up his shirt.

sitting on a needle

playing crotch ball with a bowling ball

This one is for you Peeps!!! Im sure you will use it.

Recipe for vomit:

1 jar of Albertson's hot sauce
1 8 0z package of cream cheese or sour cream, room temp
1 can veg-all mix, chopped in blender
1 small can KenLration dog food, beef flavor

Put in bowl and mix all ingredients together. Pour into a plastic baggie and take to your next party.

So who is going to go see The Wickerman?

My husband is convinced it's a remake of something, but he can't remember what...
Do you know if it is?

I'm thinking it looks like a good rental...

Yes it is a remake. I think the original was also called the Wickerman. If I remember correctly the first one wasn't that good.

Yep.
Rental

I think this looks like it will be a good movie.

I'm not a Nick Cage fan, but the trailers have been intriguing. I've never seen the original (which was done in 1973 in the UK), but apparently some Brits are none too happy about the remake.

Brushing my teeth with a year old toilet brush.

trimming your toenails with hedge-trimmers

Having aliens stick a giant probe up your... Well you've heard the stories...

having Peeps as a groom for hire j/k Peeps! Although it would make for an interesting headline in BOL Cooler......LOL

Eating a Taco Bell E-Coli special(AKA anything on the menu)

I just cannot believe that this thread is being resurrrected. I heard on the news last night that Nic Cage is not going to be acting that much anymore; he wants to devote more tiem to "directing". There you have it.

Where's Bob Barker when you need him!

I LOVE Nic Cage...My Favs: Paggy Sue got married, Con-Air and that one with the Bomb on Alcatraz that he did with Sean Connery

This was just a warning for those who do not like the Bob Barker thread.