Britney's publicist told this to the media in regards why she left rehab this time...it seems like her Ex-Husband really messed her up....


A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs,

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The wife said,"Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out."

LOL! And here I thought she went into rehab was, she was having a bad-hair day.

Who knew?!

Ok Neo...I'm going to be forced to take the same tactic with you that I'm taking with Peepers. If I see your name as the initiator of a thread...I'm avoiding it like the Plague!

(hey...wait...pretty soon I may not be able to read ANY thread)

I am such a sucker! ROFL

I cannot take credit for this...Peepers started these fun little games of "gotcha"...I only hope to do him proud....

hehehee I loved it.