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#691296 - 02/22/07 05:34 PM Re: If I Were President TheManofSteel
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Sir...you have no knowledge on my stance towards hemp...false claims once again...

The Ghost of Johnnie Cochran should be haunting you soon...

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#691298 - 02/22/07 05:34 PM Re: If I Were President Imagine
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Sure you did Neo, Look!

Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
I support a 6 day work week.



I took lessons from Michael Moore
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#691300 - 02/22/07 05:34 PM Re: If I Were President Bimmer
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Bimmer...may I remind you who is in the lead in your NASCAR league? Hmmm...lol

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#691301 - 02/22/07 05:35 PM Re: If I Were President Imagine
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Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
Bimmer...may I remind you who is in the lead in your NASCAR league? Hmmm...lol


And your point is what exactly???
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#691302 - 02/22/07 05:35 PM Re: If I Were President Bimmer
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I've got the smarts....

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#691303 - 02/22/07 05:37 PM Re: If I Were President Imagine
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Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
I've got the smarts....


And see, my fellow Americans, Neo is an ELITIST too. Right from the horses mouth no less!!!
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#691305 - 02/22/07 05:38 PM Re: If I Were President Imagine
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Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
I've got the smarts....


Oh... Well then I stand corrected. I thought that it was sheer dumb luck that had you leading the league after only one race.
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#691306 - 02/22/07 05:39 PM Re: If I Were President Bimmer
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boo...lol...foul play...

Although...Harvick and Gilliland made me look real good...lol

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#691317 - 02/22/07 05:52 PM Re: If I Were President Imagine
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This is too easy.....

Frank-tell us where you stand on the issues instead of changing the subject...
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#691318 - 02/22/07 05:54 PM Re: If I Were President TheManofSteel
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4. New tax deductions for all Football, Baseball, and Hockey-related ticket purchases, memorabilia, beer and pretzels, or HDTV purchases to promote the same


Providing tax breaks for a good or service will only drive up the cost of the good (example: college tuition). I suggest nationalizing the professional sport leagues, or enacting price controls. That always seems to work out well.

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#691320 - 02/22/07 05:56 PM Re: If I Were President TB 12
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1) Maintain the current 5 day work week with extra incentives for good performance. A 5 day work week is vital to maintaing productivity. However, by increasing such performance based incentives, I hope to allow employees to push themselves harder and further so then can "earn" extra days off, instead of hand outs.

2) Live and let live. Be responsible. Make your own responsible lifestyle choices, so long as you're prepared to accept and understand the effects such choices can have on family.

3) No more dress codes. Wear what you feel most comfortable working in.

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#691321 - 02/22/07 05:56 PM Re: If I Were President Jokerman
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Originally Posted By: -J-
Originally Posted By: AMLFella
4. New tax deductions for all Football, Baseball, and Hockey-related ticket purchases, memorabilia, beer and pretzels, or HDTV purchases to promote the same


Providing tax breaks for a good or service will only drive up the cost of the good (example: college tuition). I suggest nationalizing the professional sport leagues, or enacting price controls. That always seems to work out well.


I dunno. That sounds Commy to me. And besides, this campaign is based upon Relaxation, not logical forethought.
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#691323 - 02/22/07 05:57 PM Re: If I Were President TheManofSteel
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Your campaign is based on foolish ideals...mine is on common sense...

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#691325 - 02/22/07 06:00 PM Re: If I Were President Imagine
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Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
1) Maintain the current 5 day work week with extra incentives for good performance. A 5 day work week is vital to maintaing productivity. However, by increasing such performance based incentives, I hope to allow employees to push themselves harder and further so then can "earn" extra days off, instead of hand outs.

2) Live and let live. Be responsible. Make your own responsible lifestyle choices, so long as you're prepared to accept and understand the effects such choices can have on family.

3) No more dress codes. Wear what you feel most comfortable working in.



HAHAHA A FLIPFLOP. Now its back to a 5-day work week huh. And now he uses terms like "family" OH YEAH we buy that.

TAX DEDUCTIONS ON BEER TOO under my platform. Now THATS FAMILY-ORIENTED. DADS AT HOME ON SUNDAY WITH THE FAMILY PIZZA, PRETZELS, DRINKING BEER DURING THE FOOTBAL GAME AND getting a tax break for it!!!
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#691341 - 02/22/07 06:13 PM Re: If I Were President TheManofSteel
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Originally Posted By: Neo
My opponent is making promises that he cannot hope to keep. He is not being practical, he instead is manipulating you all with standards that will spoil the country and the workplace.

You might not like what I have to say, but at least my platform is grounded in common sense.


Sorry, Neo. As it turns out, it's usually the candidate who puts on the best show who wins.

Originally Posted By: AMLFella
OH, AND ANOTHER LEGISLATION I WOULD PROPOSE THAT CONGRESS TAKE UP, AND SEND TO ME FOR APPROVAL, IS MANDATORY PIZZA FOR ALL EMPLOYEES OF CORPORATE AMERICA, AT THE CORPORATION'S EXPENSE. THE CORPORATIONS CAN APPLY IT TO THEIR WRITE-OFFS.


Fella - you seem to address my true needs. If you make me your Minister of Food, I will ensure you obtain this goal, as well as jerky and Quad Stackers for all Coolies!
::audience stands, claps, cheers::

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#691342 - 02/22/07 06:15 PM Re: If I Were President Bailey.
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Originally Posted By: Bailey.
Originally Posted By: Neo
My opponent is making promises that he cannot hope to keep. He is not being practical, he instead is manipulating you all with standards that will spoil the country and the workplace.

You might not like what I have to say, but at least my platform is grounded in common sense.


Sorry, Neo. As it turns out, it's usually the candidate who puts on the best show who wins.

Originally Posted By: AMLFella
OH, AND ANOTHER LEGISLATION I WOULD PROPOSE THAT CONGRESS TAKE UP, AND SEND TO ME FOR APPROVAL, IS MANDATORY PIZZA FOR ALL EMPLOYEES OF CORPORATE AMERICA, AT THE CORPORATION'S EXPENSE. THE CORPORATIONS CAN APPLY IT TO THEIR WRITE-OFFS.


Fella - you seem to address my true needs. If you make me your Minister of Food, I will ensure you obtain this goal, as well as jerky and Quad Stackers for all Coolies!
::audience stands, claps, cheers::


Bailey, my team can use fresh ideas and optimisitc people to steer us into an ever-expanding future. You will be not only Minister of Food and Agriculture, but the National Dietary Czar.
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#691345 - 02/22/07 06:17 PM Re: If I Were President TheManofSteel
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Awesome!
My first decree as Czar: Trans Fats for Everyone!

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#691348 - 02/22/07 06:18 PM Re: If I Were President Bailey.
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Originally Posted By: Bailey.
Awesome!
My first decree as Czar: Trans Fats for Everyone!


Helps to decrease the surplus population. That will also be a big plus with the global warming folks!!!!

Campaign is going well.
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#691374 - 02/22/07 06:46 PM Re: If I Were President TheManofSteel
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Well...I will not give up...I will run on principle...and in 4 years...don't come crying to me!
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#691395 - 02/22/07 06:55 PM Re: If I Were President Imagine
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Originally Posted By: NeophytePolitico
Well...I will not give up...I will run on principle...and in 4 years...don't come crying to me!


Reporter from NY Truth Troops: Candidate Fella, is there anything that your opponent, NeophytePolitico, has that you would deem either an advantage or a common ground?

AMLFella: Hmmm. Well, he is a young and energetic individual. Thoughful, clean, well-spoken. He likes the Beatles and the Monkees, so there is some hope for him.

Reporter from NY Truth Troops: What about your stance regarding Hemp? This can be quite controversial?

AMLFella: It's not like I am advocating it for general use in the population. Studies show that it provides relief from excruciating pain for those suffering from various diseases; a distraction from stress for those in the banking industry; AND, its usage can be taxed, thus increasing governmental revenues and decreasing the national debt.

Reporter from NY Truth Troops: But, would that not be fully realized if it was generally made available to the populace, rather than medical patients and bankers?

AMLFella: YOUR PARTISANSHIP IS SHOWING Mr. Donaldson!!!!

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#691424 - 02/22/07 07:08 PM Re: If I Were President TheManofSteel
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#691427 - 02/22/07 07:14 PM Re: If I Were President TheManofSteel
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Originally Posted By: AMLFella
Reporter from NY Truth Troops: What about your stance regarding Hemp? This can be quite controversial?

AMLFella: It's not like I am advocating it for general use in the population.


You so lost my vote.

If Kang and Kodos are correct and this is indeed a two party system with no hope of an independent winning, then Iíve lost faith.

Iím moving to Canada with the greatest actor in the world!!!!
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#691431 - 02/22/07 07:16 PM Re: If I Were President Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
Originally Posted By: AMLFella
Reporter from NY Truth Troops: What about your stance regarding Hemp? This can be quite controversial?

AMLFella: It's not like I am advocating it for general use in the population.


You so lost my vote.

If Kang and Kodos are correct and this is indeed a two party system with no hope of an independent winning, then Iíve lost faith.

Iím moving to Canada with the greatest actor in the world!!!!


JUST BASED ON CANNIBUS DISTRIBUTION???!!!! C'MON, WHAT ABOUT THE DIMINUTIVE WORK WEEK?
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#691439 - 02/22/07 07:21 PM Re: If I Were President TheManofSteel
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As AMLF's PR "Face", I feel compelled to let you know....

What AMLF is trying to say is...he is not advocating the use of Hemp for the general population....UNLESS you don't inhale.


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#691451 - 02/22/07 07:28 PM Re: If I Were President Miscuit
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Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
As AMLF's PR "Face", I feel compelled to let you know....

What AMLF is trying to say is...he is not advocating the use of Hemp for the general population....UNLESS you don't inhale.



See, I knew you'd be a fine PR Rep
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