Sounds like fun...

I wish I had been able to go instead of sitting at home.

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

No. I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.


After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, " Kansas ."

"Really" she said. "I have family in Kansas ."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

Pirate, are ya locked up for ending that life . . . getting a little concerned here . . .

Don't worry Darkhorse I'll get the bail money ready...

Or maybe just have the "get-away car" ready.

I believe that I am the closest to Pirate, so, if I have to be the get-away driver for him, well Ms. B, I think I am going to need a few more shots of that tequila

@ Bimmer.

*pours several shots of Tequila and lines them up for Bim*

Boys and Girls...Ladies and Gents...

I'm going home (after a quick stop at Kinkos).

Have another bottle of your choice on me and let Pirate know I said to be good and get some rest this weekend.

See ya Monday.

Later CheekEE! Have a great weekend!

This day just keeps dragging on...Might I have a glass of vodka with a splash of cranberry juice?

haha, me buzzed! me and my pal from work had lunch...and beers, and vanilla vodka shots for dessert. now we back at "work" waiting around for sh!t to happen...this merger stuff is bazarre, let me tell you! oh, and my guy at the occ said he's hiring, but i dont want to do audit, but he said the occ isnt just audit, but then he said if i really liek my bsa stuff, then i shoudl try to get a job doing bsa for one of the indian casinos out here....said they pay quite well....gotta look into that!

oh, cani get a water? i think i need it!

Here's your water Dip...I had to fix my own drink cause I think just about everyone has gone home
That's a bummer about your job!