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#691157 - 02/22/07 04:23 PM
If I Were President
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I AM OFFICIALLY ENTERING THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE. My political party is the Relaxocrats, and this is the RELAXOCRAT REVOLUTION!!!
My 5 Key positions:
1. Mandatory Fridays off for all non-emergency personnel 2. New national holiday, After-Superbowl Monday 3. Legalization of Canibus for cancer patients and bankers 4. New tax deductions for all Football, Baseball, and Hockey- related ticket purchases, memorabilia, beer and pretzels, or HDTV purchases to promote the same 5. New Constitutional Amendment - The Right to Revenge -If someone attacks me in the street, breaks into my home, or harms a loved one, I have the right to turn them into a quadripeligic.
Your moral, verbal and monetary support are appreciated.
Please provide me with questions on any other issues of concern to you. (This can include social issues, fiscal issues, ethics etc.) I also have to choose my running mate and cabinet from among all of you, and I plan to do that within this thread.
KEEP IT CLEAN FOLKS (THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO BISCUIT)
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#691166 - 02/22/07 04:27 PM
Re: If I Were President
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Clean??? Hmmmm...can I get back to you on that one? LOL!
(I'd make a great politician)
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#691173 - 02/22/07 04:31 PM
Re: If I Were President
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SOX is my campaign manager, depsite his support for the hated Redsox and NE Patriots. This, in fact, should be a major indicator of my sincereity.
Biscuit will be my Public Relations Face.
Neo is one of my opponents
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#691179 - 02/22/07 04:32 PM
Re: If I Were President
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OH, AND ANOTHER LEGISLATION I WOULD PROPOSE THAT CONGRESS TAKE UP, AND SEND TO ME FOR APPROVAL, IS MANDATORY PIZZA FOR ALL EMPLOYEES OF CORPORATE AMERICA, AT THE CORPORATION'S EXPENSE. THE CORPORATIONS CAN APPLY IT TO THEIR WRITE-OFFS.
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#691180 - 02/22/07 04:34 PM
Re: If I Were President
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SOX is my campaign manager, depsite his support for the hated Redsox and NE Patriots. This, in fact, should be a major indicator of my sincereity.
Biscuit will be my Public Relations Face.
Neo is one of my opponents Let me get the smear campaign going....ooops...i mean research team assembled and begin their "research"..
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#691188 - 02/22/07 04:35 PM
Re: If I Were President
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I'm willing to cast my vote for anyone who promises to work to include the following in our pledge of allegience:
A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The wife said,"Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get the hell out."
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#691199 - 02/22/07 04:39 PM
Re: If I Were President
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2. New national holiday, After-Superbowl Monday
This alone has earned you my vote. I don't even need to read the rest.
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#691206 - 02/22/07 04:43 PM
Re: If I Were President
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2. New national holiday, After-Superbowl Monday
This alone has earned you my vote. I don't even need to read the rest. You Sir, are a true PATRIOT, and a credit to the nation.
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#691211 - 02/22/07 04:45 PM
Re: If I Were President
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My opponent is making promises that he cannot hope to keep. He is not being practical, he instead is manipulating you all with standards that will spoil the country and the workplace.
You might not like what I have to say, but at least my platform is grounded in common sense. You have begun the mudslinging, my friend... be prepared...
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#691214 - 02/22/07 04:46 PM
Re: If I Were President
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My opponent is making promises that he cannot hope to keep. He is not being practical, he instead is manipulating you all with standards that will spoil the country and the workplace.
You might not like what I have to say, but at least my platform is grounded in common sense. SOX, please begin the smear, ur um, dissemination of information campaign. Candidate NEO, I am a visionary. You are so negative. Of course I can keep my promises. Just watch, you'll be on the bandwagon soon enough!!!
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#691218 - 02/22/07 04:47 PM
Re: If I Were President
TheManofSteel
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Got My Vote!!!
If you are looking for a Secretary of Defense, let me know. Of course I believe in turning "problem areas" into parking lots. That way we don't waste our time on a long drawn out war!!!!
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#691220 - 02/22/07 04:48 PM
Re: If I Were President
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Got My Vote!!!
If you are looking for a Secretary of Defense, let me know. Of course I believe in turning "problem areas" into parking lots. That way we don't waste our time on a long drawn out war!!!! KMS IS MINISTER OF DEFENSE. YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DECIMATION OF RESISTANT ALIEN COMMUNITIES. SEND IN YOUR VOTES PEOPLE.
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#691226 - 02/22/07 04:51 PM
Re: If I Were President
kms
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AML FELLA CAMPAIGH THEME SONG:
MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY by LIMP BIZKIT
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#691235 - 02/22/07 04:56 PM
Re: If I Were President
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Where did Frank go? I have already begun circulating the audio of his YYAARRRGGHHHH statement- it is the beginning of the end of his campaign....
I approve of KMS as SecDef...
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#691237 - 02/22/07 04:58 PM
Re: If I Were President
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AML you got my vote... As long as it is made a decree that if a person of the female persuasion is wearing a revealing article of clothing, a quick glance or two (glance, not stare) will be considered a compliment, not any form of harassment.
(Sorry, that's as PC as I get)
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#691244 - 02/22/07 05:01 PM
Re: If I Were President
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AML you got my vote... As long as it is made a decree that if a person of the female persuasion is wearing a revealing article of clothing, a quick glance or two (glance, not stare) will be considered a compliment, not any form of harassment.
(Sorry, that's as PC as I get) SLAPSTER: Your proposal will be part of our First 100 Days Agenda
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#691246 - 02/22/07 05:02 PM
Re: If I Were President
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You may think that you've gotten some strong endorsements here Candidate Fella, but let me tell tell you one thing...Not only are we going to New Hampshire...we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York … And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Byaaah!!!" I DO NOT THINK ANY OF THOSE STATES WILL APPRECIATE YOUR 6-DAY WORK WEEK AGENDA, NEO.
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#691290 - 02/22/07 05:28 PM
Re: If I Were President
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AND, in addition to a 6-day work week, you UNPATRIOTICALLY support the dissolution of any herbal medical treatments for cancer patients and bankers, such as the Canninbus Plant. May I remind you of both its medicinal and environmental faculties?!!!! You are no friend of the environment.
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