Now, that is my role model!

Did I kill the dog?
-Eli Cash

“When the [censored] did we get ice cream?”

Character from “The Ringer”

"When you have a great and difficult task, something perhaps almost impossible, if you only work a little at a time, every day a little, suddenly the work will finish itself."
– Isak Dinesen

"Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it."
– William C. Durant

"Life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be."
– Grandma Moses

"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference."
– Virginia Satir

'pull my finger'

-my dad

::spewing Coke all over my desk::

Jimmy you're goin down, no more espn, no more wheaties, no more bling bling.

Different Character from "The Ringer"

“You picked up this CD in broad daylight and scratched it!”


again, from The Ringer

I like tuna. Comes in those little cans. No bones.
-Nig

"Sanitized by Swisher."
-sign above the toilet

Ok, let's go over this one more time. My friend Stavi lost his fingers...ok Jeffie, steve lost his fingers... No. My name is Steve, Stavi lost his fingers...did he have insurance? Medicare? Group Healthplan? No? Oh, he's so screwed.

Again from "The Ringer

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OH, my, AML - not sure I want to know what she did for that response. But anyway...

"To live is the rarest thing in the world - most people exist, that is all"

(actually used this under my high school Senior picture)

A very "Zen" quote by the way.

Wait! What happened? What did I miss? Why was the post deleted?

C'Mon Pale, I did not spell the bad words out.

Was it a really bad quote? Did you insult someone? Was it me?C'MON!!! Inquiring minds NEED to know!

No curses really, but it was a gross remark I made to my GF during a wise-arse cutdown exchange concerning flatulence. But I did not spell any words out that by themselves were offensive. Oh well.

"The ends justifies the means." - Niccolo Machiavelli

"I seek knowledge, so I may obtain power." - me (even though it is derived from Sun-Tzu's teachings)

"I have learned of a far greater motivator of man then greed. Fear." - Vlad III Dracula.

whoops, double post.

Whoop, there it is

Fella: your reference to this particular type of bodily function is what started us on this whole censorship trip. Kind of ironic, eh?

Hard work spotlights the character of people; some
turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and
some don't turn up at all.

Sam Ewing

Yeah, but that was an entire thread, complete with graphic descriptions, etc. But ok, if that is your rationale, so be it.

Every evening on TV I see this Gas-X add. A lady is conducting a meeting and says, "Sales are flatulence. But that okay, I'm going to remain silent but deadly" or words to that effect. The tag line for Gas-X then appears. If it is okay for prime time TV, why not here?