We need to start posting a song of the day. I usually make one up anyway. It can be stupid, or serious. Its about quittin time here, so I'll try to start it tomorrow. Or if someone has one for today, Sing Away!!!

Oh you better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why,
Moderators comin' to BOL...

"you can't run away forever,
but there's nothing wrong with getting
a good head-start"

It was realy amazing to me that the first song of the day wasn't quoted as "Take this Job and shove it" *LOL*

All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

Christmas tunes has been a hit so far. I haven't even gotten in Last years Christmas Spirit. I like it though.

My personal Favorite is:

I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a Hippopotamus will do

Oh, Emmanuel Kant was a real pi$$ant
who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could drink you under the table.

David Hume could outconsume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pi$$ed.

Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree...he lived upstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee...

And I laid my weapons down, with my pistol fully loaded...

My son learned this one in preschool, and I can't get it out of my head:

A peanut sat on a railroad track,
his heart was all aflutter.
Around the bend came #10,
SQUISH,
Peanut Butter.

that's like the one that we used to sing

first you take the peanuts and you squish em you squish em
peanut---peanut butter and jelly!

I want to sing and dance!
I want to sing and dance!
I want to sing and dance like the Pirate of Pezance!
I wear my shoes with buckles and my tight and shiny pants,Boom-Boom,
I want to sing and dance!

Theres a place in France where the naked women dance...there's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all

This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever, just because...

a scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
and one could tell by the way he walked that he'd had more than his share
he stumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
then he wondered off into the night to sleep beside the street

ring ding dilly dilly hi de ho
ring ding dilly hi ho

Oh, Doctor Alonzo says I'm going bananas
Someone get me a bed
In the "Casa de loco" for all my mananas
For I'm going bananas

I hope you find what you're looking for
Is it mine, walk through that door
We're wasting time, make up your mind
And get into the groove

Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong
Don't worry if it's not good enough for anyone else to hear,
Just sing...

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...
i like to buy the world a coke and keep it company...

we are the world...we are the people...we are the ones to make a brighter day so let's start giving!!!

Here is my song for the asking
Ask me and I will play
So sweetly, I'll make you smile

She says, "I can sing a song so blue, that you will cry in spite of you."

Sing, sing, sing, sing
Everybody start to sing
la dee dah, ho ho ho
Now you're singin' with a swing.