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#732183 - 05/15/07 03:38 PM
Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/P...EMPLATE=DEFAULTThe poor thing....if I had any idea that this would cause such grief, I would have modified my view on her jail time. Perhaps some community service helping to assessorize the homeless might be a better alternative afterall. Anything would be better than poor Paris rotting in jail and giving herself ulcers in the meantime waiting!
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#732186 - 05/15/07 03:40 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....the our Darling Petal...
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watch out - your sarcasm emoticon is missing!
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#732190 - 05/15/07 03:41 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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I read something last night that inmates can get 1 day off their sentence with 1 day of good behavior, which could have her out in 23 days.
And, apparently that jail gets so crowded that another celebrity who was sentenced for a period actually was released in two or three days.
So, I am pretty confident she will be out in no time.
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#732203 - 05/15/07 03:45 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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SHE MAKES ME SICK! Look at her pathetic pout in the first picture. ohhhhhhhh poor me. Mentally distraught. What a crock of s$%$.
OMG she isnt going to be able to wear her hair extensions! EEK
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#732204 - 05/15/07 03:45 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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There was one chick, I think the gal from Lost, that served just a few hours one afternoon because they were so overcrowded.
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#732581 - 05/15/07 07:13 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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She can work at our bank as the maid. We only have three branches. Oh, I'm sorry. She'd have to do that after the bank is closed, and it's party time then.
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#732589 - 05/15/07 07:18 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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Paris:
Go to JAIL. Go DIRECTLY to JAIL. Do NOT Pass GO, and do not collect $200 million.
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#732597 - 05/15/07 07:21 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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She'll get out of it somehow. Daddy will pay someone off and she'll skate.
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#732600 - 05/15/07 07:24 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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There was one chick, I think the gal from Lost, that served just a few hours one afternoon because they were so overcrowded. Oh to be rich and famous. Prisons are overcrowded everywhere...nobody else gets out early due to overcrowding.
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#732620 - 05/15/07 07:34 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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Rarely - very rarely. Federal prisoners in most districts cant even get 6 months of halfway house time but Paris can get out of 45 days of jail because of overcrowding?
The BOP wont even admit how overcrowded they really are...they dont report the inmates in the hole - or the ones sleeping on the floor because they are so overcrowded.
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#732637 - 05/15/07 07:44 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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well, since we all know she doesn't wear underpants, maybe the 2 pair allotment could be traded for hair extensions, or a 3rd pair of socks...
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#732648 - 05/15/07 07:50 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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since we all know she doesn't wear underpants [vapid intonation]that's hot[/vapid intonation]
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#732653 - 05/15/07 07:52 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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a plea to tone it down now boys
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#732660 - 05/15/07 07:55 PM
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OH, see, now you've gone and made the moderators mad!!!!! Nice.
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#732666 - 05/15/07 07:56 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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a plea to tone it down now boys well she is about as vapid as they come!
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#732681 - 05/15/07 08:04 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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Brittany and Paris have more in common than I thought!
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#732735 - 05/15/07 08:34 PM
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no question concerning vapidity, only your intonations had me questioning your thought life
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#732847 - 05/15/07 11:43 PM
Re: Poor, poor Paris....our Darling Petal...
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sweet! while i certainly am on the "double her time" side of the fence, i have to give her props for this! That is a really cute dress she is wearing. Bet she won't need it in jail.
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#732848 - 05/15/07 11:46 PM
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LMAO, KCGeoQueen!
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#732869 - 05/16/07 04:01 AM
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my chihuahua is very upset. i on the other hand, think this is hilarious!
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#733449 - 05/16/07 06:14 PM
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Can I now expect a women's prison movie from Paris soon?
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#733463 - 05/16/07 06:22 PM
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Can I now expect a women's prison movie from Paris soon? I just heard on the radio that they were going to make a reality show of her stay. Has anyone else heard that?? It can't be true, can it??? Please tell me it wouldn't have an audience.
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