A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the heck out!"
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“Where words fail, music speaks.” - Hans Christian Andersen
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