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#758449 - 06/21/07 10:37 PM Just a small note to the moderators
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the heck out!"
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#758450 - 06/21/07 10:40 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators HappyGilmore
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LOLoad!!! this gets me EVREY time!!!

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#758454 - 06/21/07 10:54 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Sandy Beech
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oh, man I shouldn't even be acknowledging that I opened this
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#758455 - 06/21/07 10:55 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Pale Rider
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very good, happy!!!
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#758456 - 06/21/07 10:58 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
oh, man I shouldn't even be acknowledging that I opened this


Did you pull your six shooters out when you hit the button to open the thread?
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#758463 - 06/21/07 11:45 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Mrs. Rizzo
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And I laugh out load every time!!!
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#758466 - 06/21/07 11:52 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Bacon Boy
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Oh man, how many times have I fallen for this today. LOL
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#758475 - 06/22/07 12:26 AM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Sing A Little
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That was great!

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#758478 - 06/22/07 12:41 AM Re: Just a small note to the moderators JacF
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ok, you got me too...and I still smile every time I read it.

btw, who's responsible for this thing starting in the first place?! I want to be sure to thank them!

And Happy Birthday, Sing! Hope you enjoyed it in spite of the pain...of growing older, I mean.

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#758494 - 06/22/07 02:26 AM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Truffle Royale
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Love it, Happy Birthday Sing, hope you feel better.
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#758496 - 06/22/07 02:43 AM Re: Just a small note to the moderators SMQ, CRCM
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Very well executed!
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#758501 - 06/22/07 04:40 AM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Mrs. Rizzo
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Originally Posted By: Rizzo
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
oh, man I shouldn't even be acknowledging that I opened this


Did you pull your six shooters out when you hit the button to open the thread?


go ahead have you fun, actually I had my itchy trigger finger on the "move it to the garbage button"
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#758504 - 06/22/07 10:21 AM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Pale Rider
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nice going.

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#758513 - 06/22/07 12:21 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators pjs
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ok thats twice in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#758515 - 06/22/07 12:30 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators anon2006
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Sorry, but this is getting old. Time to try a new joke.
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#759247 - 06/22/07 07:09 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Nanwa
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That was a good one, and here I was all ready for yet another MOD complaint... LOL!
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#759308 - 06/22/07 07:38 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators DeeQ
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#759485 - 06/22/07 09:50 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: Rizzo
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
oh, man I shouldn't even be acknowledging that I opened this


Did you pull your six shooters out when you hit the button to open the thread?


go ahead have you fun, actually I had my itchy trigger finger on the "move it to the garbage button"


Go ahead!!! Make my day!!!

BTW...you said 'have YOU fun and not your
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#759491 - 06/22/07 09:55 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Mrs. Rizzo
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ooh Rizzo, I hope your little babies bite you when you check up on them tonight!
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#759502 - 06/22/07 10:04 PM Re: Just a small note to the moderators Pale Rider
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Curled up by the fire...
Only Tilly...Mae doesn't play those silly games!!!
COD...HORK...LOLoad!!!!
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