A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the heck out!"

Just checking to see if it does work.

Yep - It works!!

Classic!!

this is funny. i haven't heard this one before...

Dang! Got me .... but I KNOW there's a Bank Camp story in there somewhere.

STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD!!!! It's been posted ENOUGH!!!!!!!

OK! Like - UM-one summer at Bank Camp- I - UM-met this like really cool banker dude and UM he like told me I was the cutest banker chick he had UM ever seen!!!!

I simply can't get enough of this joke!!! I continue to crack up each time I read it!!! And to do it with a surprise attack makes it funnier everytime !!!!

Yeah, this is the best thing that's ever happened to BoL! Have an interesting title and then you go to read it and BAM! It's the same joke! Wow, I wish I'd thought of that. I'm so glad someone started doing this because it NEVER gets old!

I used to be in a band. Big surprise there, right?

(don't worry - i'm not gonna post what i'm thinking...)

I dated every member of a band before except the lead singer..