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#759339 - 06/22/07 07:58 PM I've been asked to be a moderator!
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the heck out!"

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#759343 - 06/22/07 07:58 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! X
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In my Strappy Heeled Sandals!
Good one X!

ROFLMTO!
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#759345 - 06/22/07 07:59 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Search_Me
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LOL

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#759352 - 06/22/07 08:02 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Sandy Beech
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X, you are married, you shouldn't use lips like that as your avatar. You may get some of these guys hot and they might flirt with you.

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#759357 - 06/22/07 08:05 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Maxx
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hahahahhahahahhahahhaha oh snap!

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#759359 - 06/22/07 08:06 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! ~Special K~
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I love it, _X_!!!!! Thanxxx so much for bringing humor into an otherwise monotonous day.
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#759360 - 06/22/07 08:06 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! ~Special K~
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thanks x you really know how to pick'em
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#759362 - 06/22/07 08:09 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! *nUnZeO*
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Good one, X! My favorite yet.

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#759383 - 06/22/07 08:19 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Maxx
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Originally Posted By: Aries
X, you are married, you shouldn't use lips like that as your avatar. You may get some of these guys hot and they might flirt with you.


No, my wife is married. Those lips remind me of something - from the past. Hmmmmm....

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#759397 - 06/22/07 08:23 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! X
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Originally Posted By: _X_
Originally Posted By: Aries
X, you are married, you shouldn't use lips like that as your avatar. You may get some of these guys hot and they might flirt with you.


No, my wife is married. Those lips remind me of something - from the past. Hmmmmm....


You are bad!

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#759424 - 06/22/07 08:59 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Maxx
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had me there for minute X...you as a mod would be interesting to say the least, thanks for the laugh on this boring friday!

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#759441 - 06/22/07 09:16 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Bunky
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OOOH! Bad X-BadBad X must be punished you are hearby sentenced to the weekend off!
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#759444 - 06/22/07 09:17 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Bunky
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Originally Posted By: Bunky
had me there for minute X...you as a mod would be interesting to say the least, thanks for the laugh on this boring friday!


Even I could be a goody two shoes, the primary qualification for moderator status. On the other hand, I don't work for free unless it's charity and with all the ads here, this is not charity - it's slavery. But, ego trips trump slavery in the mind of some.

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#759449 - 06/22/07 09:20 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! X
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I honestly thought heck had frozen solid over!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one X!!
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#759454 - 06/22/07 09:23 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Mrs. Rizzo
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whew!

Search Me's feet
Rizzo's legs
_X_'s lips

where is Dr. Frankestein, I think we are gonna need him?
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#759456 - 06/22/07 09:25 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Pale Rider
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I'm thinking he's living in you.

You know, Huge Pale, I'm trying to see your point of view, but I just cannot get my head that far up my ___!

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#759457 - 06/22/07 09:26 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Happy Drugs
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Originally Posted By: Music Mom
OOOH! Bad X-BadBad X must be punished you are hearby sentenced to the weekend off!


Great looking dog, Mom - I just lost mine MS after 13 years of nothing but fun times.

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#759458 - 06/22/07 09:28 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
whew!

Search Me's feet
Rizzo's legs
_X_'s lips

where is Dr. Frankestein, I think we are gonna need him?


Too funny PR...
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#759464 - 06/22/07 09:30 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! X
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Originally Posted By: _X_
Originally Posted By: Music Mom
OOOH! Bad X-BadBad X must be punished you are hearby sentenced to the weekend off!


Great looking dog, Mom - I just lost mine MS after 13 years of nothing but fun times.


oh great, I just told MM that I lost my standard size after 14 years -

this is freaking me out, too many things in common
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#759469 - 06/22/07 09:35 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: _X_
Originally Posted By: Music Mom
OOOH! Bad X-BadBad X must be punished you are hearby sentenced to the weekend off!


Great looking dog, Mom - I just lost mine MS after 13 years of nothing but fun times.


oh great, I just told MM that I lost my standard size after 14 years -

this is freaking me out, too many things in common


Trouble - you were an MM owner? I'm officially off of your back as of now. BTW, two weeks after my MS (Rockie)passed, My CS (Pockie) passed, after 16 years of fun times - she seemed to be looking for him, missing him, as I did. Death is brutal, even when non-humans are involved.

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#759474 - 06/22/07 09:41 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! X
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cried the whole time the drugs were being administered
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#759482 - 06/22/07 09:47 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Pale Rider
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Curled up by the fire...
I'll go ahead and tell you...when something happens to either one of my babies (shih tzus) I will need a tranquilizer and possibly a straight jacket. I wake them up in the middle of the night just to make sure they're still alive.
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#759488 - 06/22/07 09:51 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Mrs. Rizzo
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Originally Posted By: Rizzo
I'll go ahead and tell you...when something happens to either one of my babies (shih tzus) I will need a tranquilizer and possibly a straight jacket. I wake them up in the middle of the night just to make sure they're still alive.


I'm thinking that it's all about unconditional love - that's what is offered by dogs - they don't dwell on the past, it's all about now. You just don't generally get unconditional love from humans.

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#759489 - 06/22/07 09:51 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! Mrs. Rizzo
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Originally Posted By: Rizzo
I'll go ahead and tell you...when something happens to either one of my babies (shih tzus) I will need a tranquilizer and possibly a straight jacket. I wake them up in the middle of the night just to make sure they're still alive.


aw, may they live long and enjoy great health, but i am glad I don't live in your house; I need my sleep. They must feel like they are permanent residents of a hospital, being awakened every hour.
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#759490 - 06/22/07 09:55 PM Re: I've been asked to be a moderator! X
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Originally Posted By: _X_
I'm thinking that it's all about unconditional love - that's what is offered by dogs - they don't dwell on the past, it's all about now. You just don't generally get unconditional love from humans.


You are so right X, that unconditional love is amazing. I lost my little Tiki a few months ago, and I still miss her everyday.
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