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#799931 - 08/22/07 12:37 PM game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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I've been doing this in another forum and it can be really fun. please remember this is not to harrass anyone!!!

the title makes it self explanatory, but you might ask:

why does my cat insist on winding herself around my ankles?

the next poster might answer:

because you are her captor and she is trying to assassinate you.

get it? okay...


why do birds fly?

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#799933 - 08/22/07 12:39 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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Because they want to poop on people's heads.


Why does my cat race me down the steps every morning?
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#799934 - 08/22/07 12:39 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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Because if they walked, they wouldn't be able to poop on peoples' heads.

Why do the buffalo roam?

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#799937 - 08/22/07 12:40 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Ops
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Because they don't have houses.

Why do the antelope play?
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#799940 - 08/22/07 12:44 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. DeeQ
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beacuse there is nothing else for them to do.

Why does my kitten run between my legs when I am walking only to get kicked in the head repeatedly (by accident of course)?
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#799941 - 08/22/07 12:44 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. DeeQ
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Because they are obsessed with Shakespeare.

Your cats race you down the steps every day, because they're convinced you're Mario Andretti.

Why isn't there a comma by the numbers on the right of my keyboard?

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#799944 - 08/22/07 12:46 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Ops
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because it ran off with the colon.

why is rain wet?

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#799949 - 08/22/07 12:49 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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because it can't afford an umbrella.

Why is night so dark?
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#799951 - 08/22/07 12:51 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. TINKerBell
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Then it would be day.

Why do some men have no common sense?
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#799952 - 08/22/07 12:51 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. TINKerBell
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because the sun has to get laid, too.

what's the difference between an orange? (i was really asked this once..)

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#799962 - 08/22/07 01:00 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Ops
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its orange and round


why is my bosses boss such a biotch?
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#799966 - 08/22/07 01:01 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. DeeQ
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Quote:
Why do some men have no common sense?


so they can effectively communicate with women

Why doesn't the ACLU complain about "In God We Trust" on money?
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#799968 - 08/22/07 01:03 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Queen Bee
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because the company has to make money

why must teenagers fall in love?
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#799971 - 08/22/07 01:04 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Pale Rider
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because falling in holes gets dangerous.

why are trees tall?

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#799978 - 08/22/07 01:10 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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if they were short they would be weeds.

Why is the sun so bright this morning?
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#799982 - 08/22/07 01:15 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. cheekEE
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to make things worse if you are hungover

Why is winter so cold?
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#799989 - 08/22/07 01:21 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Queen Bee
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Why is it that when it rains, it pours?

Why can't you cry over spilled milk?
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#799993 - 08/22/07 01:23 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. DeeQ
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the powder would get wet

why do fools rush in?
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#799996 - 08/22/07 01:24 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Pale Rider
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
so the darwin theory will eliminate them

what aren't french fries called french fries in france
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#799997 - 08/22/07 01:25 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Pale Rider
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so weirdos can rush out.


why is the sky blue?

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#800002 - 08/22/07 01:27 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. pjs
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to match your eyes

why do flips flop?
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#800003 - 08/22/07 01:27 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. pjs
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
becuase if it wasn't blue, we'd have to change all the country songs about it

why haven't the democrats woken up and converted to republican?
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#800007 - 08/22/07 01:30 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. HappyGilmore
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takes two to have a party

why is the devil a queen?
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#800016 - 08/22/07 01:42 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Pale Rider
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because queens are fabulous and who wouldn't want to be fabulous?

why are flamingos pink?

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#800021 - 08/22/07 01:46 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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they are the largest consumers of pepto bismol (little known fact)

why won't my dog go when i know she has to go?

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