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#800189 - 08/22/07 03:52 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Dip
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to create a more aerodynamic silhouette.

why do people become vegetarians?

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#800195 - 08/22/07 03:54 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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In hades.
So there's more meat for me.

If I'm here, where are you?
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I never finish anyth

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#800196 - 08/22/07 03:56 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. *BUSTER*
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only in your mind.

why do people ask "where are you" when they call a friend at home?

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#800197 - 08/22/07 03:58 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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here and there
because people are stupid...

Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
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#800207 - 08/22/07 04:06 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Clown Boy
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it's hungry

When did bad grammar and poor spelling become fashionable!?
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#800216 - 08/22/07 04:11 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Becka Marr
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when ebonics was created

Why couldnt Jack Sprat eat fat?
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#800222 - 08/22/07 04:17 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Queen Bee
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because his wife ate it all



why do little kids eat boogers?
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#800223 - 08/22/07 04:17 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Queen Bee
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Because his wife at all the fat, so there wasn't any left for Jack.

Why are there locks on the convenience stores that are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, all year long?
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#800227 - 08/22/07 04:21 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. BurntSienna
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Curled up by the fire...
so you can ask questions about it

why do dogs stick their noses out car windows but hate when peeps blow in their faces?
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#800230 - 08/22/07 04:24 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Mrs. Rizzo
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because your breath stinks...

why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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#800243 - 08/22/07 04:32 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Imagine
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because I'm cool like that.


Why do we do the things we do?

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#800244 - 08/22/07 04:35 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. pjs
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b.c if we don't, then someone else will...

why are babies not considered 1 year old 3 months after their birth?

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#800248 - 08/22/07 04:40 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Imagine
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because they wouldn't enjoy the party

Why don't police use SUVs for their squad cars?
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#800264 - 08/22/07 04:54 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Becka Marr
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cause then they wouldn't be able to say squad car anymore.

why do doughnuts have holes?
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#800269 - 08/22/07 04:59 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Beige
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Tiger's Den!
all the better to see you with, my dear!

why is a corkscrew called a corkscrew when it unscrews a cork?
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#800270 - 08/22/07 05:01 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. TINKerBell
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how do you think the cork got there in the first place????

Why can't dogs poop in the toilet?
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#800271 - 08/22/07 05:02 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. TINKerBell
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reverse psychology.. even corkscrews want to get screwed.

why did einstein have such crazy hair?

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#800273 - 08/22/07 05:03 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Beige
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here and there
they slide on the porcelain.

What's the squared route of PI?
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#800275 - 08/22/07 05:04 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Clown Boy
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interstate 64

why do police wear hats?
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#800276 - 08/22/07 05:05 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Ops
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WOW - slow connection I am 3 questions behind.

Einstein = Cause he was afraid of scissors and it was cut with a flame.

Police = Hats are to keep spare donuts handy.

Why is blind luck luckier than plain luck?
Last edited by KTACmitch; 08/22/07 05:08 PM.
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#800277 - 08/22/07 05:06 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Beige
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here and there
to hide their big heads...

Who was the guy that invented the straw?
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#800282 - 08/22/07 05:10 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Clown Boy
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blind luck - you don't even see it coming!!

The guy that invented the straw - the same guy that makes his dog fetch beer.

Why is pizza round?
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#800297 - 08/22/07 05:20 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Beige
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it wouldn't fit on the pan otherwise.

why did the horse have no name?

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#800299 - 08/22/07 05:22 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Sandy Beech
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He did - he just couldn't say it loud enought for anyone to hear.

Why is rain wet?
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#800306 - 08/22/07 05:27 PM Re: game: ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Beige
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because it just went swimming.

if air is 2 parts oxygen, why can't we breath it?

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