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#837304 - 10/18/07 03:36 PM
Questions that make you think
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME [censored], why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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#837327 - 10/18/07 03:48 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
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How many peppers could Peter Piper pick if Peter Piper picked peppers?
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#837330 - 10/18/07 03:49 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
Ledeana
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What did me and Julio actual DO down by the schoolyard?
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#837363 - 10/18/07 04:11 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
DEL
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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who is Sharona and why are you singing about her?
why is Beige just chasin her butt? Won't anyone else chase it?
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#837369 - 10/18/07 04:14 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
HappyGilmore
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Just how much wood can a woodchuck chuck? And where is he chucking it?
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#837374 - 10/18/07 04:15 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
DEL
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In the original Star Wars, why didn't the Empire just blow up the planet between the Death Star and Yavin, then destroy Yavin, instead of going around it?
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#837402 - 10/18/07 04:27 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
FBH
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Why were four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie? Who wants to eat blackbird pie? Wouldn't the feathers get in the way of the taste?
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#837404 - 10/18/07 04:29 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
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I can't take credit for this...the original thought was from happy...
When your actually typing, and not speaking, are you really breaking your silence?
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#837421 - 10/18/07 04:36 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
A_G
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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maybe if you type real loud?
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#837431 - 10/18/07 04:40 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
HappyGilmore
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Why is it "hello pot, meet kettle", instead of any other like objects?
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#837443 - 10/18/07 04:44 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
HappyGilmore
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maybe if you type real loud? My keyboard makes a lovely clacking sound.
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#837451 - 10/18/07 04:46 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
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Why is it "hello pot, meet kettle", instead of any other like objects? MAW MAW
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#837454 - 10/18/07 04:47 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
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Why is it "hello pot, meet kettle", instead of any other like objects? Huh? I don't understand this.
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#837474 - 10/18/07 04:56 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
Nanwa
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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the pot calling the kettle black...abbreviated
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#837485 - 10/18/07 04:58 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
HappyGilmore
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Why is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" connote approximately the same likelihood of occurence?
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#837900 - 10/18/07 08:07 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
Sinatra Fan
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Why is it that Friday still seems a long way away???????
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#837901 - 10/18/07 08:09 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
Ledeana
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Who put the bomp in the bomp de bomp de bomp? And what exactly is a bomp anyway?
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#837912 - 10/18/07 08:18 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
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Why do cars drive on parkways, but park in driveways?
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#837914 - 10/18/07 08:20 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
TheManofSteel
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Should I tell my mom, or just conceal the pregnancy by wearing baggy clothes?
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#837921 - 10/18/07 08:24 PM
Re: Questions that make you think
TheManofSteel
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Why do cars drive on parkways, but park in driveways? Because you can't park the car in the garage with all the junk being stored there.
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