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#84733 - 06/04/03 11:01 PM
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The sign in my office says, "The beatings will continue until moral improves".  
My boss says that one every once in a while. My favorite is on a bumper sticker I purchased to hide in my desk drawer for easy reference while on the telephone with branch personnel: It's called THINKING. You should try it sometime. 
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#84734 - 06/04/03 11:45 PM
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Mary Beth, this looks like a great addition to the BOL greeting cards!
We agree! So do several of the others. Check it out in the eCard Exchange.
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#84736 - 06/11/03 05:12 PM
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I saw the following sign outside a church yesterday:
CH--CH
What's missing?
UR
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#84737 - 06/11/03 05:51 PM
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i just ordered a new Sucessories poster: "Walk the Talk"-(penguins in their tuxedos)- "Take the initiative and lead the way. You can make a difference". sucessories.com
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#84738 - 06/11/03 06:34 PM
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Sign in the window of a shoe repair shop: "Master heeler saver of soles" 
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#84740 - 06/11/03 08:26 PM
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Successories are OK, but these are more appropriate in many situations.
BTW...Despair Inc. is an Austin Texas company.
ZAIBATSU (logged out)
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#84742 - 06/11/03 08:33 PM
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I saw a church yesterday that said "Come every Sunday so the pastor does not have to lie at your funeral."
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#84743 - 06/11/03 09:20 PM
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My favorite church sign -
"If God is your co-pilot, you're in the wrong seat!"
The sign that's on my desk -
"Remember, no matter how badly the idiots may outnumber you, the're still the idiots!"
BC
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#84745 - 06/12/03 05:19 PM
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I like that a lot! BC, it was really great meeting you in person at the NRCC. You've contributed so much to the group over the years. Thank you so much!
Thanks for the good thoughts and kind words! Your magic was wonderful! It was fun meeting you also - thanks for introducing yourself. I never would have known you from your picture!
BC
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#84746 - 06/12/03 05:23 PM
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OOPS! I didn't realize I wasn't logged in!
BC
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#84747 - 06/13/03 06:55 PM
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I used to have a sign on my desk that read: "Don't mess with me today. I am running out of places to hide the bodies."
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#84748 - 06/13/03 06:56 PM
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My younger brother made a sign for my desk a few years ago. It states 'Money Laundered Here - Member FDIC' and is bright pink. Even the examiners thought it was funny.
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#84750 - 06/13/03 07:30 PM
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One of the Directors gave me a sign that said: "Be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear" I hope he meant it personally and not professionally... 
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