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#87075 - 06/11/03 05:16 PM
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health, and a low score makes me feel better!"
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#87077 - 06/11/03 05:42 PM
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"Do or Do Not. There is no Try."
Yoda
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#87078 - 06/11/03 05:46 PM
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Eat your elephant one bite at a time.
- author unknown
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#87079 - 06/11/03 06:01 PM
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There is no such thing as "second place" it's "first loser".
Unknown.
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#87080 - 06/11/03 06:04 PM
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Even the losers, get lucky sometimes. - Tom Petty
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#87081 - 06/11/03 06:07 PM
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"He's not stupid, he just acts that way..."
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#87083 - 06/11/03 06:13 PM
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"Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway."
Quote:
"I slack, therefor, i am... doing nothing"
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#87088 - 06/11/03 07:54 PM
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May those who love us, love us, And for those who don't, may God turn their ankles, So we will know them by their limping. 
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#87089 - 06/11/03 08:30 PM
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"It's only an island if you look at it from the water."
Jaws (1975)
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#87090 - 06/11/03 08:40 PM
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
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#87091 - 06/11/03 08:58 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm Schizophrenic
And so am I
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#87093 - 06/11/03 09:06 PM
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Doors marked pull will slow the speed of those who push before they read - Unknown
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#87094 - 06/11/03 09:16 PM
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"Can you repeat that part when you said, those things..." Homer Simpson
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#87095 - 06/11/03 09:20 PM
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He/she is so dumb they couldn't poor water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. (no idea who to give credit to.)
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#87096 - 06/11/03 09:20 PM
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"Snakes: nature's quitters." - Homer Simpson
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#87097 - 06/11/03 09:24 PM
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"Saddam Hussein has been missing since the end of the war, you don't have people saying he doesn't exist."
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
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#87098 - 06/11/03 09:27 PM
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I don’t buy green bananas anymore, I’m not sure I’ll get to see them ripen. (A very good friend who will turn 97 in Sept.)
I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was. (The same 96 year old friend.)
You got a better chance of sticking a hot stick of butter up a wildcat’s a$$, then you have doing that. (Another friend )
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