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#871995 - 12/13/07 01:08 PM Goober Gizzardlips
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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more str essful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name
to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = s quirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

Let us know your new name.
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#871997 - 12/13/07 01:13 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips Bagweaver
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Well I am dorfus Snicklebutt
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#871999 - 12/13/07 01:21 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips kms
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dorfus pottybiscuits
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#872001 - 12/13/07 01:22 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips kms
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I am dorfus chickenchunks.
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#872003 - 12/13/07 01:22 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips kms
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Zippy Dippin Tush? That sounds like a saggy butt to me!
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#872009 - 12/13/07 01:36 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips RR Joker
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Tootsie Battyshorts

Well! I feel like a Tootsie today! Thanks for the fun.

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#872012 - 12/13/07 01:38 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips RR Joker
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dorfus farkledunkin

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#872015 - 12/13/07 01:39 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips ~Special K~
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#872017 - 12/13/07 01:40 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips ~Special K~
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Tootsie Chickenhiney.

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#872026 - 12/13/07 01:47 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips Ops
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out of the frying pan...
Doombah Chickendunkin.

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#872031 - 12/13/07 01:50 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips RR Becca
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Originally Posted By: RR Becca
Doombah Chickendunkin.



I dare ya to name your next horse this!
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#872035 - 12/13/07 01:54 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips RR Joker
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out of the frying pan...
Originally Posted By: RR joker
Originally Posted By: RR Becca
Doombah Chickendunkin.



I dare ya to name your next horse this!


Tired of 'Thundering Dustbunny' already?
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#872037 - 12/13/07 01:56 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips RR Becca
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No! Thundering Dustbunny is a done deal! I said you NEXT horse!
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#872041 - 12/13/07 01:58 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips RR Joker
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#872044 - 12/13/07 02:01 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips RR Joker
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Crusty Pottypants here.

Lovely. Just lovely.
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#872055 - 12/13/07 02:19 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips Sinatra Fan
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Real name: Snooty Chickendunkin
BOL name: Sleezy Farklefanny



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#872061 - 12/13/07 02:34 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips Miscuit
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Didn't think of checking my BOL name - Dumbo Chickendippin. Sounds like I work at the local poultry processing plant!
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#872067 - 12/13/07 02:39 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips Bagweaver
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#872076 - 12/13/07 02:51 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips Sinatra Fan
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Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Crusty Pottypants here.

Lovely. Just lovely.


Maybe I won't be talking to you at the luncheon tomorrow...
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#872084 - 12/13/07 02:55 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips DeeQ
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dipsy dippintush - now say that 10 times really fast!
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#872090 - 12/13/07 02:58 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips waldensouth
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Originally Posted By: waldensouth
dipsy dippintush - now say that 10 times really fast!


Waldensouth! We're kin!!!
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#872095 - 12/13/07 03:01 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips RR Joker
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Welcome to the family, Zippy!
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#872256 - 12/13/07 04:30 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips waldensouth
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Tootsie SnickleButt. Sounds like a candy bar.

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#872265 - 12/13/07 04:35 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips waldensouth
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#872266 - 12/13/07 04:35 PM Re: Goober Gizzardlips Bagweaver
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Sloopy Pottychunks eewww!

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