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#87224 - 06/20/03 08:05 PM Re: Add a quote...
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You cannot reason a person out of a position he did not reason himself into in the first place.

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#87225 - 06/20/03 08:18 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Regarding your bank's advertisng and promotions and your review of them...........

"What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away."

- Tom Hershberger -
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#87226 - 06/20/03 08:23 PM Re: Add a quote...
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"Strong like fox, smart like buffalo."
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#87227 - 06/20/03 08:27 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should be silent.

— Ludwig Wittgenstein




Somebody obviously turned on the HTML coding - so why not use it!

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#87228 - 06/20/03 08:46 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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#87229 - 06/20/03 08:47 PM Re: Add a quote...
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And from my desk:

"In God we trust. All others we audit."

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#87230 - 06/20/03 09:14 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Your attitude will determine your altitude." - Zig Ziglar*

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#87231 - 06/20/03 09:54 PM Re: Add a quote...
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"Fly on old bird with your heart shot out."
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#87232 - 06/20/03 10:25 PM Re: Add a quote...
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THE PUREST TRUTH IS EXPRESSED
ONLY IN COMPLETE SILENCE




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#87233 - 06/21/03 08:39 PM Re: Add a quote...
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#87234 - 06/22/03 10:05 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Remember that overnight success usually takes about 15 years.

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#87235 - 06/23/03 02:19 PM Re: Add a quote...
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!"

Never mind ..........

Try this instead.

"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, what a merry, merry Christmas we'd have!!!"

Compliance officers hear those two words daily, don't they?
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#87236 - 06/23/03 02:21 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Quote:

"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, what a merry, merry Christmas we'd have!!!"




Lots of Butts and Nuts, every day, swiggles!
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#87237 - 06/23/03 02:38 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Quote:

Quote:

"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, what a merry, merry Christmas we'd have!!!"




Lots of Butts and Nuts, every day, swiggles!





I hadn't thought of it in that light!! Very true!!!
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#87238 - 06/23/03 03:05 PM Re: Add a quote...
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"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, what a merry, merry Christmas we'd have!!!"




My favorite - "If wishes were fishes we'd all be wet."
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#87239 - 06/23/03 03:17 PM Re: Add a quote...
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I received this one this morning.

"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning." - Bill Gates
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#87240 - 06/23/03 04:39 PM Re: Add a quote...
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"Why wish for a loaf of bread when you can wish for the grocery store? Both wishes will do you about the same amount of good."
- My Mother (you know, the older I get, the smarter she gets! )
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#87241 - 06/23/03 05:50 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Quote:

- My Mother (you know, the older I get, the smarter she gets! )




Amen, Sister!!
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#87242 - 06/23/03 08:03 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Some msitakes are too much fun to only make once.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

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#87243 - 06/23/03 08:07 PM Re: Add a quote...
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You have just dined, and whereas the slaughter house is gracefully hidden by a multitude of miles, there is complicity.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson


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#87244 - 06/23/03 09:01 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Quote:

Even the losers, get lucky sometimes. - Tom Petty



"I wish!" - Kyle Petty

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#87245 - 06/23/03 09:04 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Quote:

"Shoot low Sheriff! He's ridin' a Shetlon!"

I have know idea...I've just always thought it was funny!




Surely "...... Shetland."? (a very small breed of horse)
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#87246 - 06/23/03 09:15 PM Re: Add a quote...
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Women can use sex to get what they want; men can't because sex is what they want.
- Unknown
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#87247 - 06/23/03 09:23 PM Re: Add a quote...
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... DOH!... (Homer Simpson)

Thanks for the contructive criticism W/T! My mind is more like a shotglass than a sponge, the more I put in it, something else is going out So I really don't have room for trivial things like spelling
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#87248 - 06/24/03 01:36 PM Re: Add a quote...
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"If wishes were horses, beggers would ride!"
My Grandma

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"
(or get undressed at night with the lights on!)

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