Got this idea from an email.. Write a two-line romantic poem... The first line should be romantic, the second should completely ruin the romantic first line..

Examples:

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other--
that is, until I met your brother.

It is the promise in your eyes that bewitches,
But the last time, I needed twenty stitches.

I look in your eyes, and think I can be happy,
But then you opened your mouth, and turned out to be quite snappy.

Your special smile and glittering eyes make my heart ache.
Sorry Vinnie and I and to sink you to the bottom of a lake.

Your beautiful eyes make me weak in the knees,
It is just too bad your breath smells like swiss cheese.

With fleeting ecstasy I stare up at the skies,
And remind myself about you whom I despise.

Because of your charm, on you I am stuck,
Unfortunately for me, you're a terrible shmuck.

lol - where are you guys getting the first line from?

We're making them up, QB.

Your touch goes deep to my heart;
I just wish you didn't smell like a rotten egg f@rt.

Disgusting, but LOL!

I can't believe [censored] is censored!!!!

I'd like to take you home and play naked twister;
But from what I hear, you'd rather play with your sister!

Smart, wonderful, intelligent, hot;
My dear, everything you are not.

Looking at you makes my heart flutter,
It is just too darn bad that we can't fix your stutter.

LOL best one so far...

*giggles @ Neo*


I was crazy about you.. I couldn't help but be a sap;
You could have at least told me you have the clap.

I'd propose to you, in the most beautiful way...
But then I realized that marrying you would be like doomsday.

You were beautiful and told me we should try this
I will be honest that is how I got hepatitis

LOLoad, and HORK! even...

LOL@Hep

You were the sweetest, honey.
So sad that you spent all of my money!

Best one thus far!

With your face of an angel and body to please,
By your reputation you're a walking disease.

Your smile, your eyes, your heart, all like a dream;
A nightmare. You make me curl up in the fetal position & scream!