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STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

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Nor is it a basis for a valid lawsuit!!!

"The older you get, the stronger the wind gets --- and it's always in your face." --- Jack Nicklaus

"Not tonight, I have a headache!"

"Did IQ's just drop sharply while i was away?"
-Lt. Ellen Ripley (Aliens)

If at first you don't succeed, try..tr...oh what's the point!

And because I haven't seen this one yet:

The beatings will continue until Compliance improves!

“I want you to find them, shoot them and then interrogate them. Come back and tell me what they had to say” - Hitler

Here's a relative oldie:
The things that make you say "Hmmmm....."

Just because I don't care does not mean I don't understand.
-Homer Simpson

Duct Tape is like the Force - it has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together.

I saw her logged in earlier, but maybe she is unable to respond. I was sure I would get some sort of wisecrack to a post of mine in another thread in response to one of her posts. Where art thou Dawnie? (must be my week for Shakespeare flashbacks!)

"If the prophecy is true...only Dawnie can bring balance to the Force!"

- Your friendly neighborhood BOL User

Is Kara Scott still in the house??

If, if's and but's were candy and nut's .. what a merry Christmas we would have.

Kara's been absent for a few days, but she was around last week under a new name - I think it was Spikeman with a volleyball picture instaed of her normal smiling face.

Busy-busy, but I'm here! Post me a pm if you need me!

I stay logged in Dave. (It dies on the weekend) but I wasn't around a computer at all so no balance was brought to the world...

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"If the prophecy is true...only Dawnie can bring balance to the Force!"

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I'm feeling kind of dark sided today so perhaps no balance will be brought to the world this week. I REALLY Need a vacation Of course I have that "business trip" to Boston next week so that might fix me

I did find some lovely wine at the North Pole with Santa. He's even more jolly when he's liquored up!

For the first time in four years I decided not to drive my traditional drive to North Pole and Chenna Hot Springs. (There is NOTHING to do alone in Fairbanks). I instead hid in my hotel and made over a dozen pillows, a comforter, two quilts, and a tent. I was sooo productive I nearly cleared out my pile of half finished work!

Someone thought I was important (silly idiots) and I ended up in the Governors Suite in the hotel. 4 rooms, stocked wine bar and air conditioning in every room Just a hop away from the real bar! Considering it was nearly 90 out, I needed the air, and well the bar was stocked...it would be rude to not drink the governors wine wouldn't it?

For evil in the open is but evil from within that has been let out. The main battelfield for good is not in the open ground of the public arena but the small clearing in the heart.

Yann Martel
Life of Pi

Good read for those that might be interested.

Balance Sheet Of Life


Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

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LOVE the new picture.

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Heh Heh, thanks If I could have found one with darth and duct tape...it would have been the perfect response to the earlier posts that lead me there LOL

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Hi Dawnie (or Darth Dawnie..depending on the mood)

I just dig the new picture, not that your original picture wasn't cute.

If I could figure out how to put my picture and stay signed on, there would be a picture of Spiderman...

Your friendly, neighborhood BOL User...