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#987226 - 07/03/08 12:07 AM Re: A Question.... Bacon Boy
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Not if you show them your super powers.



Have you?
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#987268 - 07/03/08 03:38 AM Re: A Question.... Tigg
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Yeah, shoot corndogs from your eyeballs! That'll impress them!


I walked the dogs this evening and used my wife's house keys. However, my shorts didn't have any pockets so I stuck them in my underpants. Should I bleach them or just wait until she develops jock itch on her hands?
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#987284 - 07/03/08 10:30 AM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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OMCod Freak, where do you come up with this stuff!??? (Q&A)
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#987321 - 07/03/08 12:30 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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he is a freak, afterall;

Aren't your wife's keys so huge you can't put them in a pocket?
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#987354 - 07/03/08 01:01 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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my keys fit in my pocket.




Tell me one good thing a japanese beetle is good for

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#987397 - 07/03/08 01:32 PM Re: A Question.... pjs
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Sorry...can't come up with one benefit of the Japanese beetle...

Are they attacking your roses?

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#987398 - 07/03/08 01:33 PM Re: A Question.... pjs
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Originally Posted By: pjs
my keys fit in my pocket.




Tell me one good thing a japanese beetle is good for


They float...

Why do you hate them so?
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#987470 - 07/03/08 02:24 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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those beetles are shiny!

anything else they are good for?
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#987483 - 07/03/08 02:28 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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I am sure that somewhere in the world, they are a delicacy.

Would you eat one?
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#987511 - 07/03/08 02:40 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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no, but can you eat JUST one?
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#987533 - 07/03/08 02:48 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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Not once you get started!

How many do you think Andrew Zimmern can eat?
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#987561 - 07/03/08 03:02 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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a 16 oz. bag at least!

won't some people do anything for a paycheck?
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#987599 - 07/03/08 03:14 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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How could you think that PR? When there are shows such as "I want to marry a millionaire" that PROVE true love is alive!

Would you rather be on "Fear Factor" or "Survivor"?

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#987619 - 07/03/08 03:22 PM Re: A Question.... Miss Chee
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thats a tough one, but I would say Survivor because I have seen some of that fear factor stuff


wife swap or supernanny?
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#987666 - 07/03/08 03:55 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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Wife swap, those folks are shot!

Family Guy or Simpsons?
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#987779 - 07/03/08 05:00 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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Family Guy

If I gave you $20, would you lick the shopping cart handle?
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#987782 - 07/03/08 05:02 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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do I get to wipe it down first with one of those anti-bacterial wipes?

(q&a)
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#987784 - 07/03/08 05:04 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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Nope, this cart ain't from one of those hoity-toity grocery stores.

Where the heck do you think you are???
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#987792 - 07/03/08 05:10 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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NJ

Where the heck are you?
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#987805 - 07/03/08 05:20 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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you better hope he is not in your handbasket!

did you peak in there?
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#987810 - 07/03/08 05:23 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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DQ peaked years ago

Wouldn't you agree?
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#987818 - 07/03/08 05:26 PM Re: A Question.... 'Lil Freak!
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Easy, Freakster...

What's up for the weekend?
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#987847 - 07/03/08 05:44 PM Re: A Question.... Retired DQ
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not me! I have been instructed to behave!

aren't many of you leaving early for the holiday?
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#987851 - 07/03/08 05:45 PM Re: A Question.... Pale Rider
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Yeah right!

Is it wrong to spank a co-worker's child who is yelling and slamming the door in an adjoining office??
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#987880 - 07/03/08 06:11 PM Re: A Question.... Lisa_Bates
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Sorry!


Was my behavior bothering you and do I still get the spanking?
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