Things NOT to say to your teacher today:
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of $#!*.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
6. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
7. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
8. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
11. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.
12. And your crybaby whiny-ass opinion would be...?
13. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
15. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
16. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
17. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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