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#923051 - 03/14/08 04:23 PM WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY?????????
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Paris

She’s happy with boyfriend Benji Madden, but Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend.

Slated to start shooting in May, the heiress, 27, has paired up with MTV to search for a sidekick on a reality show tentatively called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.
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#923055 - 03/14/08 04:25 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? kitten
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best friend with benefits?
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#923057 - 03/14/08 04:25 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? kitten
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kitten, as long as people pay attention, she'll never go away.

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#923058 - 03/14/08 04:26 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? kitten
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Ok Kitten, you know you want to be her BFF!!!
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#923063 - 03/14/08 04:27 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? kitten
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So after the BFF is selected, should we assume another bootleg video will be in the works?
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#923065 - 03/14/08 04:27 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? kitten
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I almost applied to be a contestant for the heirhead.
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#923067 - 03/14/08 04:28 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
So after the BFF is selected, should we assume another bootleg video will be in the works?


If what I said was true, then yes.

Where do I sign up?
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#923078 - 03/14/08 04:33 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? kitten
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Answer: because you are paying attention to her. You secretly want to be her, look like her, have her connections and money.

kitten - you really need to get with the program. I'm very surprised that you posted something like this.

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#923084 - 03/14/08 04:37 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? °X°
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oh, X-ie. haven't you figured it out yet? i post stuff like this so that i catch your attention. you're swell.
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#923089 - 03/14/08 04:42 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? A_G
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Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
best friend with benefits?


For some reason, I feel like I need a shot(s) thinking about this.

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#923091 - 03/14/08 04:43 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? BotV#6
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Originally Posted By: Excess
Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
best friend with benefits?


For some reason, I feel like I need a shot(s) thinking about this.


of penicillin?
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#923093 - 03/14/08 04:44 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? kitten
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Originally Posted By: kitten
Originally Posted By: Excess
Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
best friend with benefits?


For some reason, I feel like I need a shot(s) thinking about this.


of penicillin?


Do you think that is enough?

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#923094 - 03/14/08 04:46 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? kitten
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Originally Posted By: kitten
oh, X-ie. haven't you figured it out yet? i post stuff like this so that i catch your attention. you're swell.


How old are you, kitten?

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#923095 - 03/14/08 04:46 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? BotV#6
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maybe 2 shots of penicillin, 3 shots of tequilla, and a shot to the head with a hammer to snap you out of it.
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#923098 - 03/14/08 04:47 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? °X°
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oh, X-ie. haven't you figured it out yet? i post stuff like this so that i catch your attention. you're swell.


How old are you, kitten?


don't worry, stud. i'm not jail-bait.
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#923121 - 03/14/08 05:07 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? kitten
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Originally Posted By: kitten
maybe 2 shots of penicillin, 3 shots of tequilla, and a shot to the head with a hammer to snap you out of it.


The shot to the head sound familiar. Do you work with me?

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#923128 - 03/14/08 05:13 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? BotV#6
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I would like to be her BFF just like Howard Stern was Anna Nicole's good friend.

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#923186 - 03/14/08 05:47 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? °X°
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Originally Posted By: °X°
Originally Posted By: kitten
oh, X-ie. haven't you figured it out yet? i post stuff like this so that i catch your attention. you're swell.


How old are you, kitten?


I thought I read around 47 or 48 in one of the posts.
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#923194 - 03/14/08 05:52 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? A_G
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Originally Posted By: AuditGuy
Originally Posted By: °X°
Originally Posted By: kitten
oh, X-ie. haven't you figured it out yet? i post stuff like this so that i catch your attention. you're swell.


How old are you, kitten?


I thought I read around 47 or 48 in one of the posts.


No way she's that young!!

(sorry kitten, I'm just piling on now)
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#923197 - 03/14/08 05:55 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? Peepers
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Next, we'll be hearing that she's pregnant with Benji's child, so the baby would be a cousin to Nicole's. OOhh..what a tangled web we weave!
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#923198 - 03/14/08 05:55 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? Peepers
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#923284 - 03/14/08 06:37 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? TINKerBell
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Originally Posted By: DreamCatcher
Next, we'll be hearing that she's pregnant with Benji's child, so the baby would be a cousin to Nicole's. OOhh..what a tangled web we weave!


I thought it was with the half brother she didn't know she had.

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#923309 - 03/14/08 06:56 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? BotV#6
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Who the heck is Benji? I am so out of the loop (thank god)
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#923489 - 03/14/08 08:40 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? CRAatBOK
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kitten is young enough to be my daughter!
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#923492 - 03/14/08 08:41 PM Re: WHY WON'T SHE JUST GO AWAY????????? Pale Rider
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kitten is young enough to be my daughter!


So is Queen Elizabeth
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