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#92534 - 06/30/03 07:07 AM Logic !
Hussam Al-Abed Offline
Platinum Poster
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 551
Abu Dhabi / U.A.E
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep !
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> ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
> So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
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> Work fascinates me
> I can look at it for hours !
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> Can you do anything that other people can't?
> Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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> Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are
> staying married just to be different..
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> When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
> She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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> Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
> Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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> Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
> Customer: What other colors do you have?
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> My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
> current affairs.
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> Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
> donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
> Student: Brotherly love.
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> Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
> Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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> Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
> Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person
in
> his case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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> Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
> Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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> Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
> exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
> Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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> Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
> Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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> Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
> Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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> Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
> Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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> Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
> Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you
can
> keep it.
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> Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
> teach you anything!
> Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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#92535 - 06/30/03 04:58 PM Re: Logic !
Alien Offline
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 862
Mexifornia
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It bleeds the hand that uses it!
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