How about........

chorus
Catalina Matalina lookastyna wakastyna hoko poko loko was her name.

verse 1
She had two hairs on her head, one was sick and the other was dead.

verse 2
She had two eyes in her head, one was purple and the other was red

verse 3
She had two teeth in her mouth, one pointed north and the other pointed south

verse 4
She had a wart on her nose, wait a minute and watch it grow.

verse 5
Her feet were big as bathroom mats...can't figure out how they got like that.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped her head
Mama called the doctor...and the doctor said
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!!"

My daughter at 2 1/2 is a Bon Jovi fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!