How about........
chorus
Catalina Matalina lookastyna wakastyna hoko poko loko was her name.
verse 1
She had two hairs on her head, one was sick and the other was dead.
verse 2
She had two eyes in her head, one was purple and the other was red
verse 3
She had two teeth in her mouth, one pointed north and the other pointed south
verse 4
She had a wart on her nose, wait a minute and watch it grow.
verse 5
Her feet were big as bathroom mats...can't figure out how they got like that.