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#959470 - 05/15/08 02:12 PM how the fight started...
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On the way to work, I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and simply say, "Well then, which one are you?"


. . . And that's when the fight started . . .
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#959474 - 05/15/08 02:20 PM Re: how the fight started... Texas Boy
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cute!
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#959478 - 05/15/08 02:25 PM Re: how the fight started... DeeQ
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good one
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#959483 - 05/15/08 02:33 PM Re: how the fight started... kms
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did ya toss him?
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#959533 - 05/15/08 03:34 PM Re: how the fight started... Pale Rider
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I hate to admit this but this one made me laugh out loud....
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#959547 - 05/15/08 03:42 PM Re: how the fight started... Little Miss BSA
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LOLOAD..........big time........
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#959973 - 05/15/08 11:25 PM Re: how the fight started... Pepper's Sister
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LMAO Thanks for that!
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