I. Thou shalt not speak the middle name of the Obamassiah. To do so exposes thine as a racist and it shall not be tolerated.

II. Thou shalt not mention past associations of the Obamassiah. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For despite any recent or current friendship his holiness may have with them, he was only a child when they ran afoul of the law. Or he missed that sermon.

III. Thou shalt not mention praise of the Obamassiah by murderers and tyrants. To do so exposes thine as a racist, it is a sign that thine has truly lost one's bearings.

IV. Thou shalt not mention the schooling of the Obamassiah at any point in his existence. To do so exposes thine as a racist.

V. Thou shalt not question the Obamassiah more than eight times. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For the time of his holiness is of a value beyond your own.

VI. Thou shalt not question the past of the Obamassiah family arrival or his birth. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For events in time matter not if they occur differently than his holiness speaks of them. It matters only that you believe.

VII. Thou shalt not question the words of the Obamassiah's spouse. For if her words mirror those of the past associations of his holiness then thine is a racist twice over for the mention of them. (see II)

VIII. The purveyors of words to the people shall cast only praise on the Obamassiah. To turn from this exposes thine as a racist and a soldier of the unbeliever and thine should be cast out and lose any source of livelihood.

IX. Thou shalt not question the patriotism of the Obamassiah. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For by not displaying any outward love for his land only proves his love for his land.

Nicely done, Bimmer. I get all points but these two. What am I missing?

Funniest thing I've read all day, except for the "loaves and fishes" comment in the 75000 thread.

Oh and don't forget the Obama Special Edition Flag pin!

http://www.suitablyflip.com/suitably_flip/2008/05/obama-campaign.html

That is such a wierd flag. Where did the other seven stars come from?

It was made because Obama said that so far he had visited 57 of the States. Watch the video on that page.

well, if he had been to 57, and had 1 to go, and didn't go to Alaska or Hawaii, wouldn't that mean there were 60 states?

oh great, a perfectly good dig at Obami Wan Kenobi and you have to use logic

oh Mr. Peep!

he was refering to the takeover of Canada, there are seven provinces up there

and they must be called provinces, and not states because when that happens we will all be required to speak French!

If we are not speaking farsi or arabic by then.

Are you sure they won't be called Parishes, like in Louisiana?

ooh, you may be right BF!!

there are a lot of French down there as well! Maybe like Houston though, we will call them Wards.

We have a Ward in the Hospital where I work! It's a Mental Ward

Actually, there are 10 provinces in Canada.

Sorry, PR, I know you were just trying to make the joke fit.

Perhaps we are going to give Texas, Arizona, and California back to Mexico when we take over Canada?

I thought we already had.

Does that make Pale a Texican?