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#987280 - 07/03/08 10:24 AM Re: What if... Bacon Boy
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What if fat was good and lean was bad?
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#987287 - 07/03/08 10:46 AM Re: What if... Retired DQ
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Not prison
(then i'd be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!)
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#987350 - 07/03/08 12:56 PM Re: What if... kitten
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Originally Posted By: kitten
(then i'd be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!)


Me too

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#987399 - 07/03/08 01:33 PM Re: What if... Lisa_Bates
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...Patrice could get japanese beetle relief?

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#987502 - 07/03/08 02:37 PM Re: What if... Lisa_Bates
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someone had not looked at the udders of a cow and said "I think I'll squeeze those and drink whatever comes out...."?
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#987566 - 07/03/08 03:04 PM Re: What if... East Texas
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we worked the weekends and got weekdays off?
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#987747 - 07/03/08 04:48 PM Re: What if... Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
we worked the weekends and got weekdays off?


Then the Loverboy song would go ♪ Everybody's workin' for the weekdays...

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#987762 - 07/03/08 04:54 PM Re: What if... GuitarDude
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I would love to learn that tune!!
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#987796 - 07/03/08 05:15 PM Re: What if... Pale Rider
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What if the BOL coolies began tipping PR but he "forgot" to report the income on his tax return?
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#987800 - 07/03/08 05:17 PM Re: What if... GuitarDude
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..some posters (say me for instance) misunderstood "tipping PR" to mean flying down to Texas to push an old man over?
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#987802 - 07/03/08 05:19 PM Re: What if... GuitarDude
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The psych ward
...BOL censored only the seven words you can never say on television (I mean really, censoring a certain Hostess snack cake???)
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#987803 - 07/03/08 05:19 PM Re: What if... Peepers
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What if I thought that was hysterical!
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#987821 - 07/03/08 05:31 PM Re: What if... 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
...BOL censored only the seven words you can never say on television (I mean really, censoring a certain Hostess snack cake???)


Freak, the plural (Ding Dongs) is OK, you just can't refer to them singularly (Ding [censored]).
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#987822 - 07/03/08 05:32 PM Re: What if... Retired DQ
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twinkie is censored, I didn't know that!!!!
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#988177 - 07/05/08 02:06 AM Re: What if... Pale Rider
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...I met one of you at Audit School Monday?
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#988181 - 07/05/08 02:11 AM Re: What if... Blessed
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my name is Perry and I run the school?
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#988188 - 07/05/08 02:15 AM Re: What if... Pale Rider
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..pale knew what he was talking about?
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#988195 - 07/05/08 02:19 AM Re: What if... Blessed
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:snickers:

....audit girls really could read maps?
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#988574 - 07/07/08 03:15 PM Re: What if... Pale Rider
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…I don’t love you more today than yesterday?
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#988583 - 07/07/08 03:17 PM Re: What if... 'Lil Freak!
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...the building maintenance didn't keep the thermostat on 65?

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#988625 - 07/07/08 03:35 PM Re: What if... Lisa_Bates
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...'jug' fishing was really something else?
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#988656 - 07/07/08 03:52 PM Re: What if... Peepers
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#988949 - 07/07/08 06:01 PM Re: What if... Retired DQ
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Looking for My Happy Place....
...I could just stay at home instead of going back to work after lunch?
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#988992 - 07/07/08 06:35 PM Re: What if... Tigg
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...someone actually shaved a dog's butt and taught it to walk backwards?
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#989007 - 07/07/08 06:44 PM Re: What if... GuitarDude
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...pots and pans were if and ands, and we didn't need tinkers?
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