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#974971 - 06/13/08 05:47 PM SECOND OPINION
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The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one [censored] of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought,'That's what I need... a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

' Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one [censored] of a headache'

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second opinion - PRICELESS
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#974976 - 06/13/08 05:51 PM Re: SECOND OPINION TheManofSteel
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That is terrible!

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#975012 - 06/13/08 06:19 PM Re: SECOND OPINION Lisa_Bates
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oh oh
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#975013 - 06/13/08 06:22 PM Re: SECOND OPINION Pale Rider
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#975025 - 06/13/08 06:29 PM Re: SECOND OPINION Snow Bunny
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I have a headache
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#975028 - 06/13/08 06:31 PM Re: SECOND OPINION Pale Rider
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We have several of the implements at home that they use on bulls...................
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#975029 - 06/13/08 06:31 PM Re: SECOND OPINION Pale Rider
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Time for some new undies, Pale....

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#975071 - 06/13/08 07:06 PM Re: SECOND OPINION RobinS
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Pale goes commando...
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#975088 - 06/13/08 07:20 PM Re: SECOND OPINION HappyGilmore
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I am out there Jerry and I am lovin' it!!!!!!

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#975096 - 06/13/08 07:31 PM Re: SECOND OPINION Pale Rider
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That doesn't sound very logical to me. One would think that substantial pressure would have to build up in the testes to cause enough impact on the spinal cord to create a headache. At that point, the pain the the scrotum would most likely exceed that of the headache which makes me think that this is a joke.
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#975167 - 06/13/08 08:22 PM Re: SECOND OPINION Bacon Boy
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you have excellent logical skills. in light of this new evidence, I also claim this is a joke.

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#975276 - 06/13/08 10:33 PM Re: SECOND OPINION texasbanker123
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This story headed a different direction than I anticipated.

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#975283 - 06/13/08 10:43 PM Re: SECOND OPINION buggs
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VERY funny! Thanks!
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