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#979387 - 06/20/08 08:29 PM
Re: It was a beautifual day in the cooler...
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most tender spot is.
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#979430 - 06/20/08 08:58 PM
Re: It was a beautifual day in the cooler...
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...bowling alley for some...
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#979432 - 06/20/08 08:59 PM
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...nachos and to wear the cool, smelly bowling shoes. Peepers put on his pair of size 14 shoes and said, "Hey ladies, ...
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#979467 - 06/20/08 09:29 PM
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"Is is true that the size of a man's foot relates to the size of his....
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#979471 - 06/20/08 09:31 PM
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for the record, I don't like the direction this is heading, if anyone starts calling me 'tiny' I'm outta here
(now back to your regularly scheduled story)
(by the way, I'm just kidding, keep going)
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#979524 - 06/20/08 10:03 PM
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too large for you to handle anyway. The ladies laughed again....
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#979565 - 06/21/08 12:06 AM
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......knowing the truth about his "so called wallet".....
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#979589 - 06/21/08 04:30 AM
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...that was kept in his front pocket. The ladies, deciding it was time to get down to business and start bowling, went to get Peeps a 12 pound pink Brunswick. Just as they went to pick it up, a hand reached for the ball and voice bellowed, "Back off, hussies!" It was no other than the dreaded coolie...
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#979607 - 06/21/08 02:24 PM
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Truffle Royale, who is known for eating rowdies for breakfast, liberals for lunch and conservatives for dinner - and then editing lil' Freaks for dessert - her initials were rigght there on that..............
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#979625 - 06/21/08 05:32 PM
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....big pink ball. In fact they were also on...
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#979645 - 06/22/08 04:35 PM
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Mr. Peepers Wallet............
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#979646 - 06/22/08 05:40 PM
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which made the coolies ask.........
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#979647 - 06/22/08 05:50 PM
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can there be justice in this world?? to which all the certified auditors in the world cried out............
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#979648 - 06/22/08 05:58 PM
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"NOT IF YOU DON'T DO YOUR FRICKEN JOB!"..........
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#979660 - 06/23/08 12:30 AM
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Now why the bowling alley was filled with CIAs remains a mystery. But Truffle Royale, having an inherent disdain for nerdy accountant types, was bent on carrying out her evil plan; blowing up the bowling alley, which secretly housed the server for the BOL Cooler. “I’ve had it with you, kitten and TexasEmerald! My finger is worn to the nub from deleting your inappropriate posts! Immobilize them, Peepers!” she commanded. And Peepers obeyed because he has a kept man, which explains the initials TR on his wallet. Taking off his size 14 shoe, he thrust the smelly footwear in kitten and TE’s faces, causing them to lose consciousness.
TR then activated a small, nuclear incinerary device hidden in the pink bowling ball. The timer counted down: 4:00, 3:59, 3:58, 3:57…. TR fled the bowling alley, her stiletto bowling shoes click-clacking across the hardwood floor leading Peepers by the ear. kitten groggily roused from her foot fungus induced intoxicating slumber and said, “We only have four minutes to save the Cooler! Who will help us?” The bowling alley doors opened and in walked…
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#979669 - 06/23/08 02:58 AM
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a reincarnated Z, the one and only Zaibatsu...............
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#979674 - 06/23/08 03:19 AM
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Z scanned the room, and in his own inimatable style, and quickly put 2 and 2 together. He knew he might be able to lay waste to TR's diabolical plan, but it would go like clockwork if he had help. So Z engaged the stem on his watch, and a call was sent out to the four corners of the globe. From the East came.......
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#979677 - 06/23/08 03:26 AM
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a scary looking Devil Queen,
from the midwest....................
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#979687 - 06/23/08 10:39 AM
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"20 lbs of cheese curds, quick!"
TR proceeded to...
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#979693 - 06/23/08 11:55 AM
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stir her curds.............like the witches of MacBeth, she crouched at her cauldron babbling, 'double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble...................
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#979697 - 06/23/08 12:00 PM
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and "POOF" all of a sudden, a
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