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#185580 - 04/30/04 01:58 PM 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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Some of these are pretty bad.

25- You're Different -- And That's Bad
24- The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
23- Robert: Dad's New Wife
22- Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
21- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
20- Kathy Was So Bad That Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
19- Curious George & The High-Voltage Fence
18- All Cats Go to Hell
17- The Little Sissy That Snitched
16- Why Can't Mr. Fork & Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
15- That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
14- Grandpa Gets A Casket
13- 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool
12- The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
11- Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
10- The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
9- Strangers Have the Best Candy
8- Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
7- You Were an Accident
6- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
5- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
4- Your Nightmares Are Real
3- Where Would You Like to be Buried?
2- You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown
1- Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose
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#185581 - 04/30/04 02:20 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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GB, you all right?
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#185582 - 04/30/04 02:30 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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Very funny Great Blue. BTW- Your new avatar is stunning!
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#185583 - 04/30/04 02:37 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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Thank you! I took that picture myself!
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#185584 - 04/30/04 02:40 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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Wow! Really? Doubly impressed!
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#185585 - 04/30/04 02:41 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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We'll stick with "Goodnight Moon."

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#185586 - 04/30/04 03:08 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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OMG, That is the funniest thing I've seen all week!!!
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#185587 - 04/30/04 03:20 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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Funny someone should mention "Goodnight Moon", that's one of my daughter's favorites. Of course she only likes the pages that have kitties she can point at, but hey it's a start.
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#185588 - 04/30/04 04:00 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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GreatBlue, thanks for the laughs! Now when my meetings today get tedious, I'll have something amusing to think about!
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#185589 - 04/30/04 04:07 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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You left out these books:

Razors and other things in Halloween candy.
A Tale of Two Mommys

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#185590 - 04/30/04 04:50 PM Re: 25 Children’s Books that Didn’t Make It
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My own personal favorite today: Kid For Sale

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