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#600475 - 08/16/06 07:28 PM Coincidence?
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
Glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I
just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
Celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!,"
says the
Woman. what a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked,
"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today ;
My gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For
years all my Hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence"

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#600476 - 08/16/06 07:37 PM Re: Coincidence?
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If she's pregnant, why is she drinking champagne? Just wondering...
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#600477 - 08/16/06 07:47 PM Re: Coincidence?
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If she's pregnant, why is she drinking champagne? Just wondering...




Okay, if you read the joke carefully it says that she ordered champagne and they clicked their glasses. It doesn't say that she actually sipped the champagne. Kind of misleading.

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#600478 - 08/16/06 08:06 PM Re: Coincidence?
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Arrrggghhh! It's a joke! Don't analyze it!
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#600479 - 08/16/06 08:06 PM Re: Coincidence?
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Curled up by the fire...
maybe it was non-alcoholic champagne????
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#600480 - 08/16/06 08:08 PM Re: Coincidence?
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You guys are too much. The real question is why is she celebrating with the chicken farmer and not her husband....
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#600481 - 08/16/06 08:09 PM Re: Coincidence?
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You guys are too much. The real question is why is she celebrating with the chicken farmer and not her husband....



ummm, revisit the punchline

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#600482 - 08/16/06 08:13 PM Re: Coincidence?
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They both are married and this is her way of telling the husband that she did a bit of the "Swing" (refer other thread)!!

Alien

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#600483 - 08/16/06 08:14 PM Re: Coincidence?
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married to each other that is...

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#600484 - 08/16/06 08:46 PM Re: Coincidence?
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They both are married and this is her way of telling the husband that she did a bit of the "Swing" (refer other thread)!!

Alien




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#600485 - 08/16/06 09:17 PM Re: Coincidence?
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Quote:

Quote:

You guys are too much. The real question is why is she celebrating with the chicken farmer and not her husband....



ummm, revisit the punchline





ummm, I was kidding....thanks anyway
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#600486 - 08/16/06 09:25 PM Re: Coincidence?
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But the question is, are they having an affair since they are drinking together and sharing personal emotional moments.
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