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#1201603 - 06/16/09 01:28 PM
Best ways to go
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Choking to death on the final part of a six course meal at the finest restaurant in town. Not only would you likely be eating the best food of your life, you wouldn't have to pay for it.
Skydiving with former President Bush. Think about it, you'd have the sensation of flying and would be with one cool cat. How many people in their golden years leap from a plane every five years? (And this wouldn't be done to shock the frm Pres)
yours?
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#1201611 - 06/16/09 01:33 PM
Re: Best ways to go
Bacon Boy
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sitting at a monitor all day reading coolie posts, especially those pointing out obvious moderator bias.....
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#1201618 - 06/16/09 01:40 PM
Re: Best ways to go
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If that works for you...
It just seems like your final moments might be clouded by frustration.
Me, I want my final moments to be an exclamation point to my life. Not quietly in be or exploding into a million pieces because someone lit a match too close to my vodka soaked bones.
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#1201629 - 06/16/09 01:50 PM
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Ditto!
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#1201634 - 06/16/09 01:52 PM
Re: Best ways to go
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quiet solitude, a moment of reflection...
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#1201642 - 06/16/09 01:55 PM
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QCL
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Stuck behind a rolling stone.
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#1201647 - 06/16/09 01:57 PM
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Which one? (sorry, couldn't help it)
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#1201650 - 06/16/09 01:58 PM
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<---- thought the same thing!
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#1201651 - 06/16/09 01:59 PM
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Chocolate should be involved some how.
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#1201657 - 06/16/09 02:01 PM
Re: Best ways to go
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Stuck behind a rolling stone. In front of one? Like a huge rock about to roll over you? I agree with Miscuit. In a moment of wild, intimate, abandon............after a fantastic meal, with some amazing wine.
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#1201659 - 06/16/09 02:01 PM
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Chocolate should be involved some how. it already was.... during a very intimate moment
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#1201670 - 06/16/09 02:06 PM
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There was an old man who lived back a quite dead in lane way out in the country next to my grandfather farm. Itwas the most peaceful little cottage facing down the stream. Everyday, we would go back and check on him to see how he was doing.
One day we pulled up and he was sitting in his rocking chair with his dog laying by his side.
We walked up to the porch and called out his name. He looked like he was asleep. He was hard of hearing, so we called out louder trying not to scare him. But it soon was obvious to us, he was no longer with us.
I thought to myself, when it is my time to go, I hope I go like he did. On my front porch with my dog by my side, staring down the lane.
Not in some god forsaken rest home with tubes stuck in me.
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#1201706 - 06/16/09 02:32 PM
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^^^what he said!
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#1201709 - 06/16/09 02:36 PM
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Yes. I do not want to die in a hospital, or nursing home etc. My wife is a nurse and works in an "assisted living" - like a nursing home but for seniors who need less care. She's seen several patients - terminal cancer patients and seniors who are just wasting - they won't eat because they physically can't just suffer at the end of their lives. I don't want to go that way.
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#1201747 - 06/16/09 03:04 PM
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Being savagely ripped apart by small woodland creatures….
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#1201750 - 06/16/09 03:05 PM
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Miscuit
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Being eaten alive by a bear.
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#1201753 - 06/16/09 03:06 PM
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Being savagely ripped apart by small woodland creatures…. IS a small woodland creature^^^^^^^^^^
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#1201758 - 06/16/09 03:09 PM
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MB Guy
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One million papercuts
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#1201761 - 06/16/09 03:10 PM
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Beat by Bob Barkers skinny microphone.
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#1201764 - 06/16/09 03:12 PM
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being torn asunder by the real people behind these coolie personalities...
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