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#1201603 - 06/16/09 01:28 PM Best ways to go
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Choking to death on the final part of a six course meal at the finest restaurant in town. Not only would you likely be eating the best food of your life, you wouldn't have to pay for it.

Skydiving with former President Bush. Think about it, you'd have the sensation of flying and would be with one cool cat. How many people in their golden years leap from a plane every five years? (And this wouldn't be done to shock the frm Pres)

yours?
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#1201611 - 06/16/09 01:33 PM Re: Best ways to go Bacon Boy
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sitting at a monitor all day reading coolie posts, especially those pointing out obvious moderator bias.....
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#1201618 - 06/16/09 01:40 PM Re: Best ways to go Pale Rider
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If that works for you...

It just seems like your final moments might be clouded by frustration.

Me, I want my final moments to be an exclamation point to my life. Not quietly in be or exploding into a million pieces because someone lit a match too close to my vodka soaked bones.
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#1201621 - 06/16/09 01:46 PM Re: Best ways to go Bacon Boy
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during a very intimate moment

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#1201629 - 06/16/09 01:50 PM Re: Best ways to go Miscuit
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Ditto!
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#1201634 - 06/16/09 01:52 PM Re: Best ways to go #Just Jay
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quiet solitude, a moment of reflection...
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#1201637 - 06/16/09 01:54 PM Re: Best ways to go Pale Rider
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#1201642 - 06/16/09 01:55 PM Re: Best ways to go QCL
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Stuck behind a rolling stone.
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#1201647 - 06/16/09 01:57 PM Re: Best ways to go #Just Jay
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Which one? (sorry, couldn't help it)
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#1201650 - 06/16/09 01:58 PM Re: Best ways to go RR Joker
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<---- thought the same thing! laugh
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#1201651 - 06/16/09 01:59 PM Re: Best ways to go RR Joker
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Chocolate should be involved some how.
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#1201657 - 06/16/09 02:01 PM Re: Best ways to go #Just Jay
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Originally Posted By: Just Jay
Stuck behind a rolling stone.


confused In front of one? Like a huge rock about to roll over you? confused



I agree with Miscuit. In a moment of wild, intimate, abandon............after a fantastic meal, with some amazing wine.
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#1201659 - 06/16/09 02:01 PM Re: Best ways to go Miscuit
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Originally Posted By: Bagweaver
Chocolate should be involved some how.

it already was....
Originally Posted By: Miscuit
during a very intimate moment
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#1201667 - 06/16/09 02:05 PM Re: Best ways to go doobydoobydoo
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I don't know. Maybe being naked lying face down tied to a rock imagining buzzards flying above me????????

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#1201670 - 06/16/09 02:06 PM Re: Best ways to go Bagweaver
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There was an old man who lived back a quite dead in lane way out in the country next to my grandfather farm. Itwas the most peaceful little cottage facing down the stream. Everyday, we would go back and check on him to see how he was doing.

One day we pulled up and he was sitting in his rocking chair with his dog laying by his side.

We walked up to the porch and called out his name. He looked like he was asleep. He was hard of hearing, so we called out louder trying not to scare him. But it soon was obvious to us, he was no longer with us.

I thought to myself, when it is my time to go, I hope I go like he did. On my front porch with my dog by my side, staring down the lane.

Not in some god forsaken rest home with tubes stuck in me.
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#1201706 - 06/16/09 02:32 PM Re: Best ways to go DD Regs
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^^^what he said!
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#1201709 - 06/16/09 02:36 PM Re: Best ways to go DD Regs
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Yes. I do not want to die in a hospital, or nursing home etc. My wife is a nurse and works in an "assisted living" - like a nursing home but for seniors who need less care. She's seen several patients - terminal cancer patients and seniors who are just wasting - they won't eat because they physically can't just suffer at the end of their lives. I don't want to go that way.

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#1201715 - 06/16/09 02:40 PM Re: Best ways to go Buccs
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I agree.

This thread reminds me of this quote:

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"
--Hunter S. Thompson

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#1201747 - 06/16/09 03:04 PM Re: Best ways to go QCL
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Being savagely ripped apart by small woodland creatures….
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#1201749 - 06/16/09 03:04 PM Re: Best ways to go 'Lil Freak!
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^^^ warped

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#1201750 - 06/16/09 03:05 PM Re: Best ways to go Miscuit
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Being eaten alive by a bear.
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#1201753 - 06/16/09 03:06 PM Re: Best ways to go 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: ‘Lil Freak!
Being savagely ripped apart by small woodland creatures….


IS a small woodland creature^^^^^^^^^^
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#1201758 - 06/16/09 03:09 PM Re: Best ways to go MB Guy
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#1201761 - 06/16/09 03:10 PM Re: Best ways to go *BUSTER*
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#1201764 - 06/16/09 03:12 PM Re: Best ways to go *BUSTER*
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being torn asunder by the real people behind these coolie personalities...
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