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#1237904 - 08/24/09 06:00 PM Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say
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http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUSN2413380120090824

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The paper also reported that various "gangs" at the prison are trying to recruit Madoff while some inmates regularly cook "sandwich wraps" for him at their cells.


I say send him to Libya.

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#1237908 - 08/24/09 06:06 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say Plain Old Tom
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I hope that we don't flip the bill for his medical treatment.
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#1237910 - 08/24/09 06:09 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say bOaty
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If he's a prisoner - don't we have to?

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#1237911 - 08/24/09 06:10 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say Snow Bunny
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Perhaps he'll get a compassionate early release?
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#1237926 - 08/24/09 06:25 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say Plain Old Tom
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Have we considered the source?

I'd say Perez Hilton is more reliable.
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#1237932 - 08/24/09 06:29 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say A_G
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Was that the diagnosis from the inmate (Known as the Doc) who performed his "Admission physical" whistle
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#1237972 - 08/24/09 07:04 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say DD Regs
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http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aS7KGjfiSj98

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Madoff Doesn’t Have Cancer, Prison Authorities Say

“While the N.Y. Post story is full of inaccuracies, and we can’t specifically address all of them, we can tell you that Bernie Madoff is not terminally ill, and has not been diagnosed with cancer,” Bureau of Prisons spokeswoman Traci Billingsley said in a statement.


Oh well. I still think we should send him to Libya.

WatchingPaintDry was right on about the questionable source.

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#1238124 - 08/24/09 09:48 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say Plain Old Tom
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Originally Posted By: Plain Old Tom
Oh well. I still think we should send him to Libya.

Or perhaps, Switzerland?

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#1238238 - 08/25/09 12:34 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say buggs
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Call the Waaaahmbulance - I have cancer and I'm not crying about it. Other than the six weeks recovering from my surgery, I haven't missed a day of work during chemo and radiation. He deserves no special treatment (meaning they shouldn't release him, they should treat him though if he has it - what's another quarter million? Considering what he's stolen already).
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#1238290 - 08/25/09 01:11 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say buggs
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Originally Posted By: Bugsagon
Originally Posted By: Plain Old Tom
Oh well. I still think we should send him to Libya.

Or perhaps, Switzerland?


Why Switzerland? crazy
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#1238293 - 08/25/09 01:11 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say MB Guy
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#1238297 - 08/25/09 01:12 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say A_G
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#1238298 - 08/25/09 01:13 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say A_G
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cheese?

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#1238306 - 08/25/09 01:16 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say Miscuit
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#1238307 - 08/25/09 01:16 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say #Just Jay
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quality army knives?
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#1238308 - 08/25/09 01:16 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say #Just Jay
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#1238309 - 08/25/09 01:16 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say Retired DQ
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#1238311 - 08/25/09 01:17 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say Retired DQ
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yeah, not so much...
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#1238320 - 08/25/09 01:20 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say #Just Jay
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I thought he was in trouble for swindling people; why would we send him to Switzerland? confused
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#1238324 - 08/25/09 01:23 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say MB Guy
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#1238332 - 08/25/09 01:27 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say A_G
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#1238333 - 08/25/09 01:27 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say #Just Jay
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#1238334 - 08/25/09 01:27 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say #Just Jay
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#1238367 - 08/25/09 01:42 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say Retired DQ
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I've always trusted the word of my fellow inmate over those of trained medical professionals. You should see what I can do with a toothbrush, a lighter and disposable razor.
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#1238720 - 08/25/09 06:28 PM Re: Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say Bacon Boy
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