I just had a most interesting conversation with a young lady at a local deli...
Me: Hi, I'd like to order a sandwich tray for tomorrow, please.
Her: Oh, well, our manager has to approve those orders and she won't be in until 4:00 tomorrow morning.
Me: Oh, no problem. I'll just order several individual sandwiches.
Her: Okay, how many would you like to order?
Me: Can I please order ten? We're not picky, so any combination of meat, cheese, and bread is fine.
Her: Sure, we can do that. Since we cut them in half, we'll just put it on a big tray for you.
Me: Sounds great! Thank you!
Hmmm...guess I figured out how to get what I originally wanted!