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#1773489 - 01/08/13 02:13 PM
Annual Golf Trip
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Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years.
This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news.
Two days later, the other guys arrive at the resort to begin their
yearly golf getaway. And of all things, they find Ralph sitting there
with his clubs already set up on his cart.
"Dang Ralphie boy, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades
Of Gray," she pulled me into our bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs
and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did."
Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
"So, here I am!"
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#1773512 - 01/08/13 02:47 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
RR Joker
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Payback is justice!
Golf rules!
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#1773635 - 01/08/13 04:29 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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Good one... my husband is lucky I like to golf just as much as he does
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#1773703 - 01/08/13 05:27 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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Speaking of fifty shades.....  I was channel flipping last night before bed and paused on the Bachelor, and some drunk chick actually brought a tie to get all fifty shades on the poor guy. lol!
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#1773723 - 01/08/13 05:55 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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TX
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#1773740 - 01/08/13 06:18 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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<------- has other itches
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#1773760 - 01/08/13 06:33 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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go shoot scratch, should clear it right up
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#1773789 - 01/08/13 07:01 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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Speaking of fifty shades..... I was channel flipping last night before bed and paused on the Bachelor, and some drunk chick actually brought a tie to get all fifty shades on the poor guy. lol! channel flipping? oh, please...just admit you're a reality Tv junkie and leave it at that...
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#1773799 - 01/08/13 07:10 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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That part was in the commercial for the show.
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#1773804 - 01/08/13 07:14 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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Speaking of fifty shades..... I was channel flipping last night before bed and paused on the Bachelor, and some drunk chick actually brought a tie to get all fifty shades on the poor guy. lol! Was the show in NJ (just tring to figure out who the drunk chick is).
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#1773850 - 01/08/13 08:01 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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I think they sell a cream rinse for that.
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#1773874 - 01/08/13 08:18 PM
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I think they sell a cream rinse Balm for that. Fixed
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#1773894 - 01/08/13 08:56 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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I think they sell a cream rinse Balm for that. Fixed you both would know
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#1773896 - 01/08/13 09:01 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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I think they sell a cream rinse Balm for that. Fixed you both would know You must have been something before electricity 
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#1773944 - 01/08/13 10:23 PM
Re: Annual Golf Trip
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It should be warm enough by President's Day for a round or two of small ball....
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